It's (probably due to global warming) the warmest its been in days and raining outside and I want to open my windows so badly and can'ttttt

12 o'clock at night – what to do? Time to watch horror movies.

I'm not difficult to read, Father; you're simply stupid.

I should've done a Windows/Linux dual-boot YEARS ago.

Things Ive learned since joining OKCupid? Guys really like my profile; girls? Not so much.There are days where I wish I was gayer than I am

I'm kinda, probably, almost definitely thinking of switching to Ubuntu...

I'm becoming more certain ADD runs in the family. Either we've got a psychiatric-disorder-quilt for genes or I imagine things. Frequently.

BAD PUN JOKE TIME: Why are all the words afraid to be around the conjugated verb?

GAHH I HAVE TO CALL SOMEPLACE IN HOPES OF A JOB WHY CAN'T WE DO EVERYTHING OVER THE INTERNET MILES FROM HUMAN CONTACT

Birthdays seem to be becoming an exercise in wonderment that so many found me relevant enough to wish me that it be happy.