August 17, 2012

  • "Did you write a birthday card for your mother yet?"

    "No"

    "Were you planning to?"

    "Yes"

    "Really? Were you actually?" [aka I am surprised at your capability in remembering to do the task you've had to do since your date of birth despite (I believe) absolutely no evidence of you having forgotten to; i.e. I think you're incompetent]