Review

  • Why must be looking for scholarships be so difficult?

    In unrelated news, I actually watched The House Bunny today. I wouldn't've been so disappointed (or disappointed at all - I had the stupid thing pegged before I watched it) if it hadn't somehow convinced me it had some merit to it at at the beginning of the film.

    If you haven't seen the movie yet, I'll give a quick rundown. We're informed by the main star in a quick 5 minutes at the beginning of the movie that she was pretty much an outcast and loner when she was younger. Then she got older and was seen to be pretty. Not very smart to begin with, she opts to use her looks to her advantage. So, she does as any other girl would naturally do in this situation - she joins Playboy to live in the Playboy mansion.

    The beginning seemed like fantastical satire, even during the entirety of the Playboy mansion scenes. As the girls danced around in what seems to be some sort of fantasy for some people (hey, if girls in "rabbit suits" smacking each other's behinds is what gets you off - and you find a consenting adult to participate - I'm not one to protest), you couldn't help but feel the movie was highlighting something. As the main character put it when she expresses she one day wants to be a centerfold (paraphrased), "The centerfold is one of the most prestige awards a person can get. It's like saying, 'I'm naked and featured in a magazine.'" Hard to argue with that.

    As part of a cruel plan from another house member, she receives a fake letter that says she must leave the Playboy mansion.

    Somehow, she happens upon a college and wants to become a sorority mother; and happens to choose the most unpopular one she can come across (for a rather shortened version and sum up).

    Now, I admit, while not stellar, I enjoyed the humor thus far. After all, I wasn't exactly expecting hard-hitting, groundbreaking material from this movie to begin with.

    And the sorority members gave a really distinct and utterly fun new set of characters. There was the leader, the geek of the group (it was rather fantastic to watch her go on about Battlestar Galactica and to have her list ideas for the sorority such as B.Y.O.M - Bring Your Own Mouse...much to others confusion). There was a girl who had to wear, basically, a full body brace all the time. Another girl who had an incredibly deep voice and walked around all the time hunched over. One of my favorites, one with a ton of facial piercings and a totally feminist view point (a great line was when she hoses a guy in the face who was drooling over some girls and remarks, "Just washing the testosterone away"). And the other memorable one that comes to mind is a girl who never talks, and mostly hides most of the movie. During the big scene where she does, one of them remarks, "Wait....you're British??"

    As you might expect for the plot, the "House Bunny" changes all of them and, at the end, they figure out they've lost their personalities and who they were.

    Except one thing...they all still seem to dress rather nicely, the feminist one going as far as to not to bother to put back all the piercings in her face and, even, keep her hair dyed and wear a bit of makeup.

    Now, now - before we go any further: I have no issue with maybe the character fitting this new mold instead of the previous one. In trying to break societal expectations, we don't necessarily need to defy society's idea of normal. In fact, any time you choose to define yourself by defying something else, you defeat the purpose and/or have no further purpose (with a few concrete and specific exceptions, of course).

    However...is it so impossible to finally have a character which destroys what we expect from a person and not force him/her back into this preconceived mold by society?

    In all honesty, while The Breakfast Club didn't really seem to be all that special or different from most teen movies of similar material, I can never really forgive it for it's treatment of Allison.

    Labeled the "freak" in the movie, she's by far the most out there of the characters. By the end of the movie, we get this:

    Some may disagree with me, but they robbed the character of the person.

    Again, don't get me wrong - my issue is not that they've now made her exactly what society expects of her. It's that there is rarely a strong, wholesome character displayed in media who is normalized while not trivializing (nor getting rid of entirely) their interests and who they are.

    In the end, just be who you are. If you happen to be a blond who happens to be in cheerleading and only dates football players and you do that because that's just what feels most normal to you - then do it. But do not suddenly stunt your intelligence and mistreat others because that's what's accepted of you. Be who you want to be, regardless of what society tells you to be (notable exceptions to the rule (obvious stuff) are being purposely stupid, being immoral, etc.).

    My favorite scene from The Breakfast Club, admittedly, is a scene during the detention, where all the students are bored. And, so, Allison decides to shake dandruff from her hair onto the table in front of her. Once she finished making it snow for a little bit, she looks down in complete joyful wonder at the site, with an almost childlike entertainment; completely unaware of anyone else's gaze or judging.

    While, ultimately, The House Bunny seemed like it might offer some substance of interest, the saddest part of the movie was simply that it offered so many decent (if stunted) good moments and, to an extent, message while not bothering to check or care if they mashed completely with its formulaic plot and message.

    The part I can't seem to get from my head is when, emotionally moved, the main character says something along the lines of, "That just makes my heart fall out of my head." The feminist retorts, "Do you realize how utterly stupid you sound when you say that?"

    And, while not really marked (as I remember it) as a special or epiphany-like moment, she simply states, "I know that my heart doesn't reside in my head; but I do know that when you're following a logical plan, it won't work still unless you put your heart into it." Again, paraphrased - and more effective when done by the actress. But it really just gets it across that just because a person isn't articulate or smart in the most traditional of senses, that doesn't mean they aren't smart, aware, and just as deserving of respect. And maybe it wasn't the best way to demonstrate that point and they should've applied that sentiment to the character for a larger portion of the movie.

    But maybe it's so striking because that level of maturity and insight from this type of movie is so utterly unexpected.

  • I honestly hate my damn internet sometimes. Stupid thing crapped out and my aim signed off on me. It didn't sign back on and, of course, I didn't notice until 12:30 in the morning and, naturally, you've already gone to bed, Laura. Ay.

    Alright, time for a post I had wanted to write for a while now and never got around to.

    The largest motivator for it is the (continual) sentiments of rap being crap and that there is no (stunning) artistic quality to the genre. While this largely has to do with the mass public's ignorance towards knowing how to analyze rap (much like literary analysis is something which has to be taught, to some extent), I'm not going to address that here. The songs focused on here are what're usually referred to as "storytelling songs", meaning that they specifically focus on some form of story with a plot and describe the events in detail. I'm focusing on these because, by virtue of what they are attempting to do, they denote talent, and it doesn't take much for the lay-listener to understand and appreciate the song.

    I wish I had more, but all I've been able to scrounge up are 8 songs. They come from my own childhood and tastes (hence why half of them happen to be Eminem). Anyway, enough of me blathering.

    "My Fault" by Eminem off of The Slim Shady LP
    Definitely one of my favorite songs, possibly ever. While Em happens to completely ruin the poignancy of the song with the skit that prefaces it on the album, taken on its own, it's a flawless song.

    In short, the song basically surmounts to Eminem going to a party and meeting an ex-heroin addict who confides to him she's thinking about going back into using. Not really concerned, Em offers that she tries 'shrooms instead. Never having had psychedelic mushrooms before, the poor girl (Susan) ends up downing 24. During the course of Susan "tripping" completely over herself, she starts to reveal aspects about herself which she probably never intended to share with anyone at the party (at one point she admits, "I'm 26 years old and I'm not married/I don't even have any kids and I can't cook"). Towards the end, Em flips out and runs to get the friend who gave him the 'shrooms from the bathroom, exclaiming, "Dave! Pull up your pants!/We need an ambulance/There's a girl upstairs talking to plants/Chopping her hair off". The unfortunate end to this song is we just hear Em sobbing and choking out, between tears, "Susan, wake up! Please wake up. You're not dead.... You're not dead! Oh God..."

    Admittedly, not the most cheerful of songs. What makes it interesting (and more than simply a possible Don't Do Drugs advertisement) is the growth of the main character. At the beginning, he clears cares very little for Susan at all and even crassly jokes that she only came, "to get laid and tied up/With first aid tape and raped on the first date". He's not a likable character (nor do I think he's supposed to be). So by the time he offers Susan the 'shrooms, we're mostly just groaning in our heads.

    By the time we get to Susan divulging things about her past, the character looks more bothered by what he has to deal with than actually concerned about Susan's well-being. We do find out that Susan was abused by her father as a child ("Susan, stop cryin'; I don't hate ya/The world's not against you; I'm sorry your father raped ya/So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?/That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out!"), which only makes his previous joke about raping her all the more distasteful.

    This time in the chorus, the character has gone from apathy towards trying to avoid blame. After the first line he cries, "Whoops!" and then at the end, "It was an accident!"

    In the third verse, we have a curious situation where the character is actually referred to by Susan as "Dad". After telling her to be careful, she tells "Dad" to leave her alone and that she's sick of getting her hair pulled, to which he responds, "I'm not your dad". When he's finally done to find the person who gave him the 'shrooms and explains the situation, they respond, "She's gonna die, dude," and he screams, "I know, and it's my fault! My God..."

    When we've finally reached the end and he's crying, he's made a complete change in character. It took a tremendous loss, yet the results of his apathy are enough to (probably) make him now repulsed by that apathy.

    Like I said, not the most cheerful, yet incredibly well done of a song. And I didn't even touch on the rhyme quality nor the skill of his delivery and voice acting.

    "Think I'm Crazy" by Chamillionaire feat. Natalie off of The Sound of Revenge
    Wow, I just realized how depressing all of these songs are. Well, you've been warned.

    This is another one of my favorites. In part, because it has a more upbeat, computerized sounding beat, it sounds a little more like the commercialized rap that most who've grown up in this past decade are used to. The difference is the content of the song doesn't suck royally.

    The entire song focuses around Chamillionaire meeting a girl at this bar. After greeting and exchanging names, they order drinks and start talking. As the conversation goes on, the girl starts to reveal personal information about herself, possibly dealing with a crime she may have committed. As to what any of that is, I'll let you listen to the track for it.

    Ironically, for a rapper who hails from the South (and heartily reps it), Cham comes off here (and in other songs, on occasion) sounding more like he was influenced by the Midwest with his fast, muti-rhyme-per-line, clear pronunciation. Packing more lyrics than the average rap listener is used to sifting through, this is a song that manages to tell a story while maintaining intense lyrical quality (rhyme-wise) and enough detail to vividly paint what's happening.

    I admit, still, I don't get the ending of the song. Well, I have a theory, but I could totally be off. So I wish you luck with that. It's a song that'll make you think, for sure.

    "Stan" by Eminem feat. Dido off of The Marshall Mathers LP
    Alright, if you bother to listen to rap, even only on a mainstream level, you've probably heard this song. If not, then you've probably heard the song it samples, "Thank You" by Dido.

    The biggest stand out of (and thing that carries this) song is just the amount of talent clearly put into it (and having a nice sounding sample also helps). I particularly love that Em makes enough distinction in his voice that "Stan" and himself sound different during the course of the song. Unlike "My Fault", the plot lacks the complexity. Simply, Em has a fan (named Stan) who writes to him with a level of passion that is obsession. Stan eventually goes so off the edge from Eminem not responding to his letters that he drives off of a bridge with his wife locked in the trunk (stating, "See, I ain't like you/Because if she suffocates, she'll suffer more/And then die too"). The final verse is Em finally responding to Stan's letter (he had simply been incredibly busy), only to realize at the end that he had seen the news report on the car drawn from the river (Stan) a few days ago.

    Really, it's just nice to listen to due to the amount of craft it took to make. Plus you have to give credit to a song which was used during the Nas/Jay-Z beef. But it's not quite like the previous two, I think.

    "Somebody's Gotta Die" by The Notorious B. I. G. off of Life After Death
    Wow, I've got depressing taste (no surprise for those that know me, I'm sure). Another one of my favorites, in part because of it's gritty, 90s type beat. Took a little while for me to get used to, but it's rather calming (which contrasts perfectly with the subject matter).

    Nas really captured what the title of this song zeros in on in his own song "Affirmative Action" (It's sickenin', he just finished biddin' upstate/And now the projects is talking that somebody gotta die shit/It's logic - as long as it's nobody that's in my clique). The song starts with Biggie sitting in his apartment, daydreaming. This is interrupted by a knocking on the door. As he checks it, he finds out one of his men have been shot. As B. I. G. puts in, "I open up the door - pitiful/Is he in critical?/Retaliation for this one won't be minimal". The song goes from there.

    Exceeding the level of detail that Chamillionaire employed, Biggie manages to drag entire rhyme schemes on (and on) while not being vague at all about what's happening. This is easily demonstrated within the first verse (I'm interrupted by a doorbell/3:52 - who the hell/Is this?/I gets up quick, cocks my shit/Stop the dogs from barking/Then proceed to walking/It's a face that I seen before/My nigga Sing, we used to sling on the 16th floor/Check it/I look deeper/I see blood up on his sneakers/And his fist gripped a chrome four-fifth).

    Unfortunately, I can't tell you anymore about this one without ruining it for you. If you trust my word, try it out. It's fantastic. If you don't...keep reading, I guess.

    *Spoilers* (highlight the text)
    Basically, most of the song is as I've described it. It's the ending that's the real clincher. I can't help but feel the song is some form of message. Of course, Biggie seems to destroy this idea with most of the entirety of the rest of the album. Or maybe I just haven't figured out how to interpret The Notorious B. I. G. yet. Either way, towards the end we continue to hear Biggie's thoughts. As they get ready to carry out the hit, he reflects, ""Slow down/Fuck all that planning shit/Run up in they cribs/And make 'em catch the man 'n' shit/See, niggas like you do ten year bids/Miss the niggas they want/And murder innocent kids/Not I/One nigga's in my eye/That's Jason/Ain't no slugs gonna be wasted/Revenge I'm tasting at the tip of my lips/I can't wait to feel my clip in his hips/Pass the chocolate/Thai/Sing ain't lie/There's Jason with his back to me/Talking to his faculty/I start to get a funny feeling/Put the mask on in case his niggas start squealing/Scream his name out/Squeeze six knuckles shorter/Nigga turned around holding his daughter". As the song fades out, we hear everyone who was involved scream at each other to scatter as the rain falls around them. And through all of it is the cries of the baby, up until the last few seconds of the song. Depressing, yes. But incredibly powerful and, for the most part, unexpected.

    "Kim" by Eminem off of The Marshall Mathers LP
    Okay, I'll admit - this one is in no way, shape, or form for everyone. It's my extremist nature indulging itself.

    If you're not familiar with Eminem at all, Kim is the name of Mr. Mathers' ex-wife - and their issues and frustrations are rife, especially during this time. If I'm not mistaken, Em finds out his (then) wife cheated on him. Like most people, he was probably incredibly angry; he may have wanted to hurt her, possibly kill her. Like most people, he didn't kill wife, even if he had wanted to. Unlike most people, he chose to write a (very graffic) song about the feelings he was experiencing and going through (killing his wife).

    Like I said, it's not for everyone - but it has its merits, I will always argue.

    For a song which is for the most part simply a screaming tirade about his wife's unfaithfulness, it comes through the most clear when he almost confusingly exclaims, "I hate you! I hate you! My God, I hate you! Oh my God, I loved you.... How the fuck could you do this to me? How the fuck could you do this to me?!?" Granted, one might argue, that such a sentiment could have been reached simply in that line alone while the ere mentioned rant and list of grievances serve as fluff for a song ranking at 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

    On the other hand, you might note that the premeditated "murder" of this woman is crucial to understanding just how deeply emotionally the character is strung and that cannot be realized unless so vivid in arbitrary detail the event is described before the final death.

    Then again, you could always point to that as a reason Em should visit anger management before someone actually gets hurt.

    Really, the reason this song sticks out so much is there aren't many like it. And the reason it doesn't get lost in the pile of other violent and graphic music out there is because this isn't senseless or, even, pointless and mindless violence and hate. And we can't forget that, to some extent, through out the track. For as the chorus kicks in and the smooth singing about (albeit in a very bizarre way) the way the main character loves this woman who has caused him so much harm contrasts the hoarse yelling of the emotional maniac, it seems the sanity lies in that basic fact about the whole awful ordeal - and while it shouldn't justify anything he proceeds to do, comically, ironically, and oddly enough our humanity (of all things) empathizes with him.

    "Brenda's Got a Baby" by 2Pac off of 2Pacalypse Now
    Here's one that near to every has heard before or heard of. Much like "Stan", it has a lot of cultural importance (except this time for black youth in the ghettos of the 90s dealing with the crack epidemic as well as Hip Hop). It's kinda one that you just ought to know of.

    Now, that being said, ironically I think this one is incredibly weak lyrically (no wordplay and simple at-the-end-of every-line-only rhyme). It's saving grace is the story it tells. And it brings up some fantastic points that sting emotionally when you hear them.

    Quick run-down: Brenda is lured into having sex at a ridiculously young age for the sake of comfort. As a result, she gets pregnant. The boyfriend, only interested in sex to begin with, leaves immediately. The family for the most part ignores Brenda all the time, so she immediately tries to hide the pregnancy (She tried to hide her pregnancy/From her family/Who didn't really care to see/Or give a damn if she/Went out and had a church of kids/As long as when the check came they got first dibs).

    Ignored by the family, she ends up having the baby on the bathroom floor. Subsequently, the parents get angry because a social worker keeps coming around after the whole affair and they're losing money. So, Brenda decides to leave. She tries to sell drugs but gets robbed. So, she goes into prostitution. "So she sees sex as a way of leaving Hell/It's payin' her rent, so she really can't complain/Prostitute found slain/And Brenda's her name - she's got a baby".

    This is definitely one of the songs on here with a less sadistic main character, so hopefully that helps a bit.

    "Murder Murder" by Eminem off of The Slim Shady EP
    Great title, no? This actually is far removed from the concept of "Kim".

    If you didn't know, Eminem's first album was the majoridly positive (particularly in comparison to his later works) Infinite. After it being a commercial failure and critics saying his flow sounded like he was imitating Nas and AZ, he ditched trying to make an album based around what others wanted to hear and came up with his alter ego persona, Slim Shady. As you can probably guess, The Slim Shady EP (a precursor to The Slim Shady LP) is the beginning of Eminem's more foul material.

    In light of all of that I just said, "Murder Murder" would've fit rather nicely in the gangsta rap genre that has (admittedly, sometimes obnoxiously) dominated the rap genre for so many years (at least during the 90s, at the very least in the underground rap world). This isn't to say that this song is entirely about guns, bitches, and money. Rather, it's more in line with Slick Rick's "A Children's Story".

    In short, the track is about the main character's attempt at armed robbery that goes wrong at first and just gets worse and worse. Now, that I have admitted that this song would have fit within the gangsta rap genre is slightly ironic, particularly if you know the background of Marshall Mathers. Looking back, him saying, "Left the keys in the van with a gat in each hand/Went up in Eastland and shot a police man/Fuck a peace plan; if a citizen bystands/This shit is in my hands," is kinda comical. But rap has never really been all that much about being truthful (despite whatever they may brag and boast) - it's about telling a story and making the listener believe it. The more intelligent rappers just happen to tell a worthwhile story. Believe me, this is one of them.

    While, for the most part, removed from the type of material Eminem would later release as his staple, this song does a pretty decent job of getting behind the mindset of the armed robber and his motivation.

    This song has some really just fantastic lines which really bring the point across. "Here's your lifespan/And for what your life's worth? This money is twice that/Grab a couple grand and lay up in iceland/See, I'm a nice man, but money turned me to Satan/I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydrating/[...]But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet/'Cause I got a daughter to feed/And 300 dollars ain't enough to water the seed".

    Honestly, I've already revealed the entirety of the song. Just go and listen to it. The only other thing worth mentioning (plot-wise) is the ending. While he boarders between being comical and serious throughout the entire song, this sets up a feeling that while the entire thing feels unrealistic, there is a level of dark satire, sarcasm, and seriousness to the entire thing (strengthened by the hook - but I'll get to that). This is perfectly capped off at the end when he finally gets stopped and arrested. As he surrenders, he exclaims, "It wasn't me!/It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint schnapps!"

    Finally, what I really love about this song is that it screams 90s rap. From the beat, to the scratching, to the sampling. And it's utterly fantastic. The hook is utterly perfect. It first samples 2Pac from (probably) "Outlawz" ("All I see is murder, murder - my mind state) and then Swifty from a track off the EP called "No One's Iller" ("Makes it too late for cops in trying to stop the crime rate"). The 2Pac sample is repeated with then (I'm afraid I don't know the origin of the sample) an, almost, mindless shouting of, "Murder Murder! And kill, kill, kill!"

    The song isn't subtle - and yet does a fantastic, artistic job of conveying its message. I love it.

    "Meet the Parents" by Jay-Z off of The Blueprint²: The Curse
    I just heard this one today and, at first, I wasn't going to post it. Jay tends to write with a (very thick) vagueness which is unsuitable for the type of storytelling I was trying to get at with these songs. Not that it doesn't work for him. He usually has so much damn word play and beautifully subtle double meanings that it more than makes up for the lack of utterly specific details. A fantastic song which falls under this is "D'evils" and, were it story telling as I'm talking about here, I would totally include it. I take back what I said in my review of Reasonable Doubt, that song tramples far beyond your normal expectation for a song.

    However, I'm not talking about that one here. I won't say much about this, because it kinda gives away the plot. And, relooking over it, I think there may be deeper metaphores (even if simplistic) that are lurking right under the surface. This is largely based on the last line. Anyway, you listen to it, tell me your thoughts. I dunno what to make of it yet.

    And on a final note, I need a few rappers to do a track. I doubt anyone out there writes? I'm not sure where I'm gonna find anyone to collaborate with. Ay.

    Hope you're all doing well.

  • I finally decided to check out Jay-Z's performance at Glastonbury yesterday. It's pretty good. A few pop singles in there, but a good deal of them were rather good. He had some live instrumentation and when Public Service Announcement came on, you knew hip hop was there (that song is just great).

    As I was reading through the comments, one person commented that (given the concert is held in England) it was just more "Americana", the same old sound over and over again. Which made me laugh like no other. Jay has one of the most distinctive sounds and flows in the entire game. Same old? If it weren't for Jay and a slew of other "Americana" rappers, rap wouldn't have the styles and techniques open to it today that it does. I mean, there's just certain things which you have to know if you even want to talk about rap. Biggie demonstrated how far flow could really go, Eminem and Big Pun essencially broke the rhyme scheme limit a thousand times over, and a good deal of rappers showed the literary capabilities of the genre. I mean, without American 90s rap, you don't have the progress in skills that have been demonstrated for others anymore. Not to say it's refined to that era or that there aren't talented artist showing capability in other countries. But, honestly, show some respect. You look ignorant when you're unaware of your past.

    Well, seems my hope to see you soon Lizzie is going a little contrary to plan. Miss you though.

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    Lights out tonight - trouble in the heartland
    Got a head-on collision - smashing in my guts, man
    I'm caught in a crossfire...that I don't understand...

    But there's one thing I know for sure - girl,
    I don't give a damn - for the same old played out scenes
    Baby, I don't give a damn - for just the inbetweens

    Honey, I want the heart, I want the soul,
    I want control right now -
    You better listen to me baby

    Talk about a dream - try to make it real
    You wake up in the night - with a fear, so real
    You spend your life waiting for a moment - that just don't come

    Well, don't waste your time waiting!

    Badlands!
    You gotta live them everyday
    Let the broken heart stand as the price you gotta pay...
    Keep - pushin' 'til it's understood
    And these Badlands start treating us good...

    Working in the field - 'til you get your back burned...
    Workin' 'neath the wheels...'til you get your facts learned...
    Baby, I got my facts - learned real good right now...

    You better get it straight, darlin'!
    Poor man wanna be rich - rich man wanna be king
    And the king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything
    I wanna go out tonight - I wanna find out what I've got

    Well, I believe in the love - that you gave me
    I believe in the faith - that can save me
    I believe in the hope and I pray - that someday
    It - may - raise me - above these -

    Badlands!
    You gotta live them everyday
    Let the broken heart stand as the price you gotta pay...
    Keep - pushin' 'til it's understood
    And these Badlands start treating us good...
    Woah, woah, woah!

    Hmmm...hmmm, hmm...
    Hmmmmmhmmmhmmhm...
    Hmmmmmhmmmhmm...
    Hmmmhmhmmhmhmhmm...
    This is for the ones who have a notion...a notion deep inside
    That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive
    I wanna find one face - that ain't looking through me
    I wanna find one place - I wanna - spit - in the face of these -

    Badlands!
    You gotta live them everyday
    Let the broken heart stand as the price you gotta pay...
    Keep - pushin' 'til it's understood
    And these Badlands start treating us good...
    -Bruce Springsteen

    I remember, some years back, I "apparently" left the browser open with my xanga in it and my dad just "happened" to find and read it. Clearly I still don't entirely trust the sincerity of his claim. Nonetheless, he read parts of it. As he was telling me about this, he mentioned that a lot of it was lyrics, "lots and lots of lyrics".

    Well, yes, this is true. In fact, some posts are nothing but lyrics (or a song, in the case of the last entry). But so what? Those lyrics are just as important. Even if it only gives you a vague sense of what was going on for me at the time, they certainly say a deal about, the person, me.

    I've been re-listening to (read as: rediscovering the beauty of) Darkness On the Edge of Town. Really, the second to forth albums I'm rediscovering. I've gotten used to just picking out favorite songs knowing that classic albums were there that I'd not listened to the albums themselves anymore.

    It's absolutely fantastic. I forgot how much of a more conventional rock album it really is (I so would love to see a heavy metal version of Adam Raised a Cain someday). At the same time, while one of the highlights of Born to Run was being able to hear the guitar, piano, and Sax beautifully featured, Darkness gives us the pleasure of the harmonica as well.

    It's not the epic that Born to Run was, that's definitely true. You won't get utter genius gems like Jungleland. But you do get treated to an album that doesn't deserve a skip through all its 10 tracks (granted, even more so than Born to Run). And one that definitely makes you relate and you feel like can be pertinent to your life.

    Besides, the album has Promised Land - a rousing track that (I admit) I like more than even Badlands. Badlands beats at lyrics just a bit more but the instrumentation and delivery on Promised Land totally just win it over.

    I remember I read somewhere that The River was meant to capture both the good in life and the bad. I would argue that Darkness does this far better. My biggest issue with River is that there are a good deal of filler tracks. You Can Look (But You Better Not Touch) sounds fantastic as a rock 'n' roll song (the live version is downright fantastic), but the lyrics (and overall message) could use more specificity and clarity. Other songs lack the sound to reel you in as well as similar lyrics.

    Meanwhile, Darkness has uplifting songs and downright depressing. But it also has those which strike some kind of medium. I wouldn't be one to label Candy's Room as necessarily utterly uplifting. Yet the overall message is an escape. It's utterly fantastic, really.

    Plus, even the possibly weak (lyrically) track, Streets of Fire, uses the lack of clarity and specificity in its lyrics to its total advantage - the people it's talking about "don't really exist".

    Forgive me, but these albums are far more substantial and hard hitting than most of anything he's been releasing these days (harsh, but c'mon - he's set a precedence by now, I'm allowed to hold him to it).

    On another note, I really want to learn For You for the piano this summer. I'll have to do it by ear, since I can't seem to find any sheet music (I've had enough piano lessons to technically know how to figure it out by guitar tabs, but I'm just terrible at retaining some information). Ought to be fun.

  • Well, here we go, finally: Disney movies.

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - Hmm, what to say. Wasn't too bad, though the story doesn't all too much interest me. True, the message to little girls that "someday my prince will come" and you should be taken care of by a bunch of short old men isn't the best, but the dwarves are more than amusing, this is the movie that started them all, and the blatant screaming underlining sexual innuendo gives this movie major props.

    Pinocchio (1940) - Ahh, Pinocchio. It's almost scary how utterly amusing the first minute or so of the movie is, then it becomes drastically dull. I have to re-watch it, though. Don't remember much past the beginning.

    Fantasia (1940) - Not too bad. I thoroughly enjoyed the sequel far more, though. However, you have to love the Mickey sequence. Epic.

    Dumbo (1941) - Who cannot love Dumbo? To make up for spending so much on Fantasia, it's a short movie will little budget - and 20 times better than Fantasia. While still amusing on a comic level, it skillfully communicates emotion in subtle ways throughout the film. Despite the slightly racist portrayals, "When I See an Elephant Fly" is reason enough to buy this movie. I'm buying this one day.

    Bambi (1942) - Yeah...not feeling it. I should re-watch it, because I don't properly remember it though, I'll admit. However, major props for a kid movie with a scene that gives them nightmares for years to come. Bambi's mom dying? Scariest shit for several years of my life.

    Saludos Amigos (1942)
    The Three Cabelleros (1945)

    Song of the South (1946) - In part because "Zip-a-De-Doo-Da" is one of my favorite songs and because it had to not be released to American audiences due to slightly implied racism, I really want to see this movie. Probably won't ever get to, though.

    Fun and Fancy Free (1947)
    Melody Time (1948)

    The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949) - Ohh, you've got to fall for anything Wind In the Willows related (amazing book!). And they did a halfway decent job of adapting it, too. Ichabod...I'm not so thrilled about. But I must re-watch just for Mr. Toad (that vain and pretentious amphibian has a special place in my heart).

    Treasure Island (1950)

    Cinderella (1950) - Again, it kinda gets props just by being a classic movie. She's more independent than Snow White and the movie is a ton more entertaining by not just the mice but the animals and the step-sisters as well.

    Alice In Wonderland (1951) - Not too bad. Strays from the book, but it could've been worse.

    The Story of Robin Hood (1952)

    Peter Pan (1953) - Again, a classic (in the sense it's old and one that Disney is most known for it) movie which just does not hold my attention. I don't think I could watch this more than once. It slightly irks me that they altered it from the original but Disney's become notorious for that one by now....

    The Sword and the Rose (1953) - No clue...

    Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue (1954)

    20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) - This movie actually has a very catchy song called "A Whale of a Tale". I've never actually seen it, though. I have a feeling it's a live-action one that'll be amusing, in part because it's old and totally out-dated.

    The Littlest Outlaw (1955)

    Lady and the Tramp (1955) - I must re-watch this one, but - if my memory serves me right - it's good. Part of the great joy of it is being able to recognize now the humorous adult dynamic of a promiscuous male indoctoring a girl of high society. You just can't pick up that kind of shit when you're a kid. Those were the really good Disney movies - even when you're older it has a totally different level that makes it still good as more than a kid's movie. The song "He's a Tramp" perfectly highlights the total appeal of this movie.

    Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier (1955)
    The Great Locomotive Chase (1956)
    Davy Crockett and the River Pirates (1956)
    Westward Ho, the Wagons (1956)
    Johnny Tremain (1957)
    Old Yeller (1957)
    The Light in the Forest (1958)
    White Wilderness (1958)

    Tonka (1958) - I don't even want to know....

    Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)

    The Shaggy Dog (1959) - I don't know about the original but the remake was God-awful.

    Third Man on the Mountain (1959)

    Sleeping Beauty (1959) - This one is a "classic" which I detest. It's so boring. Honestly, the song they're most known for? "Once Upon a Dream"? Same dreary line over and over again. The only possible thing to redeem it is the jester drinking himself silly and the fairies, for a spell (pun unintended).

    Pollyanna (1960)
    Toby Tyler (1960)
    Kidnapped (1960)

    The Sign of Zorro (1960) - The old Zorro episodes were amusing back when the Disney Channel used to air their old crap late at night. But all good things come to an end, it seems...dunno if the movie is any good.

    Ten Who Dared (1960)
    Jungle Cat (1960)
    Swiss Family Robinson (1960)

    The Parent Trap (1961) - The remake I greatly enjoyed, actually. There is a really weird song from this on the 5 Vol. CD set of Disney songs. I have a feeling this one would be very...60s....

    Babes in Toyland (1961) - Amusing and a creative concept, from what I remember of it.

    One Hundred and One Dalmations (1961) - I need to re-watch to refresh my memory but who doesn't love the song "Cruella de Vil"???

    The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)
    Big Red (1962)
    Moon Pilot (1962)
    In Search Of The Castaways (1962)
    Almost Angels (1962)

    Son of Flubber (1963) - Hmm....

    Summer Magic (1963) - Again, the slight sexual innuendo probably saves the movie alone (if you have no clue what I'm talking about, stick Teen at the front of the title).

    The Incredible Journey (1963)

    The Sword In the Stone (1963) - Anyone who knows me knows I'm a fanatic about the Arthurian tales...and that they mimicked specifically the book by T. H. White brings joy to my soul. However...much was altered (of course).... That they took out King Pellinore is almost makes me want to cry, but their interpretation of Merlin was perfect and right on. I need to reread those books...classic literature....

    The Three Lives of Thomasina (1964)

    Mary Poppins (1964) - Alright, who doesn't love Mary Poppins? When I was a kid it didn't hold my attention. Being older, you can totally appreciate it more. Plus, the songs alone are damn addicting.

    The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (1964)

    That Darn Cat! (1965) - The remake was ehh. Dunno about the original.

    Those Calloways (1965)

    The Monkey's Uncle (1965) - This had a creepy song on the CD set. Probably rings of the 60s again.

    Follow Me, Boys! (1966)
    The Ugly Dachshund (1966)
    The Happiest Millionaire (1967)
    The Gnome-Mobile (1967)

    The Jungle Book (1967) - Again...didn't hold my interest. But I should probably re-watch this one because I don't remember it well, if for that snake alone.

    Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)
    The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band (1968)
    Horse In The Gray Flannel Suit (1968)
    The Love Bug (1969)

    The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1970) - Don't wanna know....

    The Boatniks (1970)

    The Aristocats (1970) - Oh, this is a good one. I love the underscore of classism throughout the movie. Plus, "Ev'rybody Wants to Be a Cat" is a great song. And hearing the different accents from the cats is amusing as all Hell. You've just gotta watch it.

    Million Dollar Duck (1971) - I hope they're talking about Scrooge, here.

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) - This was mildly amusing, from what I saw of it. I would like to try to watch it again.

    Snowball Express (1972)
    The World's Greatest Athlete (1973)

    Robin Hood (1973) - I sadly cannot remember this movie entirely but The Sword and the Stone has forever made me fall just slightly in love with the Robin Hood(/Wood) tale. Besides, you've gotta love Friar Tuck in this movie; as badass as Classic Disney gets.

    Superdad (1973) - Wow....

    Herbie Rides Again (1974) - Probably better than the remake...it wouldn't be that hard of a feat.

    One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing (1975)
    The Strongest Man In The World (1975)

    Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) - This, surprising, is amusing enough to watch, though it's far from ever being a favorite. Now they're making a remake, recently started airing commercials. Don't they get it? Part of what forgave the really bad acting and rediculous notion that constituted the plot was, in a weird way, that it looked low budget (by today's standards) and clearly was fake. I'm critical, I know.

    The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)
    Gus (1976)

    Freaky Friday (1976) - Again, a remake I enjoyed. The original? Never seen it. Can't imagine it being that amazing.

    Pete's Dragon (1977) - The animation alone should make you want to see this.

    Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (1977) - They made multiple Herbies...?

    The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) - Never was that big a Pooh fan, though the characters are amusing.

    The Rescuers (1977) - Yes. Just yes. Not perfect, but an excellent movie. Just go out and watch it, if you haven't

    Candleshoe (1978)

    The Cat from Outer Space (1978) - Wow...

    Hot Lead and Cold Feet (1978)

    The Black Hole (1979) (first Disney movie rated PG) - The rating alone makes me want to see this.

    The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)
    Herbie Goes Bananas (1980)
    Midnight Madness (1980) (released without any mention of Disney's involvement)

    Popeye (1980) (co-produced with Paramount) - From what I remember, I greatly enjoyed this. But who didn't love Popeye the cartoon to begin with (after they removed his political and racist roots)?

    Dragonslayer (1981) (co-produced with Paramount)

    The Watcher in the Woods (1981) - I was going to say Midnight Madness got points for sexual innuendo as well but this totally takes the cake. Creepers of the world - unite.

    The Fox and the Hound (1981) - I need to re-watch this. I barely remember it.

    The Devil and Max Devlin (1981)
    Condorman (1981)
    Tron (1982)
    Tex (1982)

    Trenchcoat (1983) (released without mention of Disney's involvement) - And the nods to sexual deviation continue....

    Never Cry Wolf (1983)

    Something Wicked this Way Comes (1983) - If this is what I think it is, it's actually not half bad of a movie. I'd have to rewatch it, but it's not bad.

    Tiger Town (1984)
    One Magic Christmas (1985)

    Return to Oz (1985) - Ignoring the fact it takes out (I think) the Heroic Monomyth that the original had and blatantly changes costumes of key characters...nice try Disney, nice try. Clearly you weren't above making cheep sequels simply for profit even back then.

    The Black Cauldron (1985) - Finally Disney dips fully into darker material. Of course...they don't do well with it and it's shipped back to the vaults for years to come (they even removed a restaurant dedicated to Gurgi in Disney World!). Sigh...the wrongs of the world....

    Flight of the Navigator (1986)

    The Great Mouse Detective (1986) - If you have not seen this movie yet, first, smack yourself. Then, next time we see each other, we are going to see it together. When compared with most of the movies from the Disney Renaissance, it comes off far more like just a cartoon movie, but Basil's word for word matching of Sherlock Holmes and Rattigan himself is just delicious to watch. One of my favorite Disney movies, by far.

    Benji The Hunted (1987)

    Oliver and Company (1988) - Yes! Sure, it's yet another take on the many times reproduced Oliver Twist...but it's so good! Totally fun and amusing throughout, its only flaw (like many good - I stress good here - Disney movies) is it can't function beyond being a cartoon movie. That doesn't stop me from enjoying it beyond measure, though.

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1088) (released through Touchstone) - Okay, this is a tad stretch in labeling it a "Disney movie", but it's too good. This, in no way, ought to be considered a kids movie; the Dip scene gave me nightmares as a kid. But being older, you've gotta love the nearly totally serious film noir motifs amongst a backdrop of cartoons (it's fucking comical seeing a bottle of booze on a detective eye's desk with photos of the detective standing next to characters like Goofy). Also, the realism they applied to the cartoons far outscores anything done before (Pete's Dragon, Mary Poppins, etc.); the toons become 3D. As Baby Herman put it, "I've got a 50 year old lust and a 3 year old dinky." - cartoon animation at its best, ladies and gentlemen.

    The Little Mermaid (1989) - Ahh, finally - the Disney Renaissance. And I don't entirely like the movie. Well, to be fair, I really need to re-watch it. So, until then, I withhold judgment.

    Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) - We all know it. It was good, in my opinion.

    The Rescuers Down Under (1990) - Ahh, yes, the sequel to The Rescuers. And get this - it's good. There're more mature themes (I mean this purely in the non-pornographic sense), so it operates on both levels, like a good animated movie generally should.

    Shipwrecked (1991)
    The Rocketeer (1991)

    Beauty and the Beast (1991) - Back to Renaissance movies. Really, the only thing that possibly irks me about this movie is that Disney made it to combat the superficial state of our culture at the time - and the prince happens to be really attractive at the end. See how long she sticks around with someone unattractive. Otherwise, flawless beauty (not only plot-wise but animation-wise as well). And I'm not at all biased in this decision; not like I knocked off the entire premise with an improv group at all....

    Aladdin (1992) - Ah, Aladdin. What to say? It's good. Not exactly one of my favorites, but it is a good movie. Genie makes it, really, though.

    Newsies (1992)

    Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) - Don't remember this one enough, sadly, though I generally love the series.

    The Mighty Ducks (1992) - Must I even say anything?

    The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) - Ohh, when the Muppets still made good versions of movies. Really, you just have to watch it. Flawless. Also, Gonzo as Charles Dickens - classic.

    Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) (remake of 1963 movie) - I quite enjoyed this. Plus, it has Stevie's brother as one of the actors. Much better than the original, actually.

    Cool Runnings(1993)

    The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - It was written by Tim Burton and combines both Halloween and Christmas - 'nough said? Besides, Oogie Boogie's song alone makes this movie worth it.

    Hocus Pocus (1993)
    Angels in the Outfield (1994)

    The Lion King (1994) - Ahh, finally. And now Disney gets its act together and goes a little darker in content (they've become so frightened of contraversy lately, it's sickening). While based slightly on Hamlet, it leaves out all the delectables that the play had. However, it replaces them with some of their own. Scar has to be one of the best villains Disney has ever shipped us and "Be Prepared" is absolutely shivering in how good it is. Epic drama, ladies and gentlemen - emotions run deep.

    The Santa Clause (1994)

    Pocahontas (1995) - This one has gotten a lot of criticism, but I really enjoy it. The music is totally catchy (not to mention nostalgic). And even though they botch history and give it a happy ending, it's a good message and good movie on its own. Again, not one of my favorites, but a good movie.

    Toy Story (1995) - Ohh, Toy Story. Who doesn't like this movie? Great concept and just well done. Eh, words can't do this justice. Go out and watch it.

    Man of the House (1995)
    Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco (1996)
    101 Dalmatians (1996) (live-action remake of 1961 movie)

    Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) - Alright, has to be one of my favorite movies of all time. By far the darkest material that Disney has ever touched. And I have yet to see something come nearly as close to this. Frollo is the best Disney villian, ever. The music is astounding and powerful. And, it entertains my favorite topic of all time - the value of physical beauty. The only flaw in this is that, in the end, Esmeralda falls for the good looking captain instead of the hunched over, grotesque guy (though, the movie's ending might be far more realistic and truthful, even up to Quasimodo ringing those bells in utter bliss; harsh, yes, but I'm a realist). Despite that, though, absolute favorite. I don't understand how this can get poor reviews.

    James and the Giant Peach (1996)
    Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)

    Hercules(1997) - Another great one. For once, the villain is comical (though loses no sense of being evil) - love that. Plus the whole feel of the movie is great. Having a gospel choir for a movie about a Greek myth is kinda odd, but the music is great. Only flaw is the constant inaccurate Greek history references. I mean, if you're gonna make them, you could've made them accurate! But I suppose not everyone is a Greek mythology junkie like myself.

    Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (1997) - Don't know what it is, but I must see this now if it's at all related to The Wind In the Willows.

    Flubber (1997)
    George of the Jungle (1997) - Hilarious movie. It doesn't need much said about it.

    The Second Jungle Book: Mowgli and Baloo (1997) (direct to video) - Thus begins the really poor direct-to-video sequels that Disney would shell out for sheer profit....

    The Lion King II (1998) - Okay, I take very dear umbrage (for those who've ever had class with Mr. Larsen) to this movie, simply because there is a lot of back story to the Disney characters spawned from The Lion King (mostly in kids books which are really hard to find now). Rafiki, particularly, is a character I'd like to see more examined, since he treads the line of unofficial jester and wise "prophet". His dire role as protector is especially seen in this movie (the most epic scene when Kovu is banished and Rafiki sits on a hill and just buries his face in his hand). However, the movie is pretty much bad. And any prospects of adding more dynamic to the story, Disney cut out of the movie for fear of controversy. Really, if they had just gotten Zira's song "My Lullaby" right, they could have had something on the level of "Be Prepared" and I would have been happy. Oh well, least it's not as bad as the abomination 1 1/2 (yes, I appreciate the Shakespeare theme (First, Hamlet - Second, Romeo and Juliet - 1 1/2, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead), but I hardly hold Lion King 1 1/2 anywhere near Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead).

    Mulan (1998) - Again, great classic. Now we even get into some gender bending, which I love. Great music, great message (which actually isn't compromised in the end, which is a first for Disney). I enjoyed a lot. One of my favorites. The sequel was rediculous. Get this - Mulan is reduced to feminine, docile wife. I understand the culture and that she probably would be more effiminate after the war, but docile? Fuckin' A....

    A Bug’s Life (1998) - Not my favorite Pixar film, but still good. Personally, I enjoyed Antz more...but still good.

    The Parent Trap (1998) (remake of 1961 movie) - I admit, I enjoyed. Geez, Lindsay, what has happened to you?

    Summer of the Monkeys (1998) - Just by the name, I want to see this movie.

    Inspector Gadget (1999) - I actually enjoyed this. The cartoon is kinda difficult to make a movie as it was, so the alterations were good. Then they released the second one, which was a joke....

    The Straight Story (1999)

    Toy Story II (1999) - A sequel that's actually better than the original? And by Disney? Oh, Pixar had a say, that explains everything. Honestly, it stays true to the message of the original but is side-burstingly funny. So good. It's hard not to love Toy Story, in general.

    Tarzan (1999) - Great movie. Deviates from the book, but can we expect elsewise from Disney? For the first time in a while, not a musical, but still enjoyable.

    Fantasia 2000 (2000) - I was never that enthusiastic about Fantasia in general, but I enjoyed this one. Not much else to say.

    The Kid (2000)

    Remember the Titans (2000) - Who doesn't love this??

    Life-Size (2000) - Not bad, but not something I'd jump to see again.

    Dinosaur (2000) - I actually liked this, despite good reason to criticize it. It's entertaining, but nothing groundbreaking or new.

    The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) - This is genius wrapped in something new and utterly enjoyable. If you haven't seen this...go! Now.

    102 Dalmatians (2000) - Honestly? No.

    The Princess Diaries (2001) - I enjoyed, I'll admit. Not anywhere near a favorite of mine, but I wouldn't mind watching again.

    Max Keeble's Big Move (2001) - I really enjoyed this movie. It got generally low reviews, but I don't see why. Nothing too astonishing, but enough of a twist to really enjoy it. Plus, us Clarinets got to show our worth, and there's a general vibe of Band pride which I cannot ignore.

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) - I have to re-watch it. I thought I enjoyed it, but not entirely sure anymore.

    Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed In At The House Of Mouse (2001)
    Monster’s Inc. (2001) - This is an amazing movie, nearing Toy Story almost. You've all probably seen it, so little I have to say.

    Snow Dogs (2002)
    The Rookie (2002)
    The Country Bears (2002)

    Lilo & Stitch (2002) - As someone else said, a single "parent" and outcasted child? Disney, is this you? I admit, I was pleasantly surprised at how good this movie was. Then Disney drove the series into the ground. What a surprise.

    Treasure Planet (2002) - I'm mixed on this. I love the concept. But the product turned out less than savory. As someone else pointed out...the "ships" look just like boats...c'mon, I could just watch a movie of the original if I wanted that. However, much of it was still good. I have to re-watch it for a proper analysis.

    Tuck Everlasting (2002)
    The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
    Inspector Gadget 2 (2002) (direct to video)

    Holes (2003) - Good adaptation.

    Brother Bear (2003)
    The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

    Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) (first Disney family movie with a PG-13 rating) - Excellent, really, particularly considering it was a knockoff of a Disney World ride. Then they went and altered the ride...damn you, Disney.

    Freaky Friday (2003) (remake of 1976 movie)
    The Haunted Mansion (2003)

    Finding Nemo (2003) - Wonderful, if alone just for Dori. One of my favorites.

    George of the Jungle 2 (2003) (direct to video) - You couldn't just leave a good movie, alone, could you??

    Miracle (2004) - This was good.

    Lion King 1 1/2(2004) - abomination

    Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) - I'd say something about Lindsay here, but it might offend some.

    Hidalgo (2004) (thru Touchstone Pictures)
    Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

    Home On the Range (2004) - If I have the ability, I never want to see this movie.

    The Incredibles (2004) - Love the twist on the "superheros go into hiding". Good movie.

    The Princess Diaries 2 (2004) - Could've been worse.

    National Treasure (2004)
    Aliens of the Deep (2005) (IMAX)

    Chicken Little (2005) - You can't possibly hold it to something like Lion King, The Great Mouse Detective, or The Hunchback of Notre Dame but I enjoyed. Nice twist on an old tale. A lot of parody (including self-parody) made it quite enjoyable.

    The Pacifier (2005)

    Ice Princess (2005) - The highlight of this movie was the "Leaping Dwarf". Not a bad movie, but not my type of movie.

    Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
    Sky High (2005)
    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
    The Jungle Cruise (2006)

    High School Musical (2006) - I will not dignify this with a response.

    Cars (2006) - Again, Pixar delivers. I was surprised, but I liked. However, more and more "kid movies" are moving away from bigger themes (which, btw, kids don't notice half the time you put them in there, so put them for the the rest of us). Give me the underlyings of Lady and the Tramp and The Aristocats, please.

    Cow Belles (2006)
    The Shaggy Dog (2006) (remake of 1959 movie)
    The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
    Invincible (2006)

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - And the Pirates series continues to deliver. Excellent set up for an awful fall.

    Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Disney-Walden Media

    Meet the Robinsons (2007) - Seriously? The T-Rex was mad amusing, but otherwise...no.

    High School Musical 2 (2007) - Shoot me? Actually, shoot the rediculous public that bought into the bullcrap.

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) - I am sorely mixed on this. Had potential (and I actually like the looping plot), but key parts tore it from its roots, I think. Weak link of the series, easily.

    Ratatouille (2007) - This is the first time I have to ask Pixar what they were smoking. I also have to ask the people who give this great reviews. The movie had minimal jokes, leading to it not being that funny (and most of the jokes have been done before - the fighting French couple?? It's only a funny because we've seen jokes of it before!). Also, the plot's not strong enough at all to carry it. Ehhh, get rid, please.

    Enchanted (2007) - I loved the beginning of this; it seemed like beautiful parody of (funnily enough, Disney) classic fairy tales. The girl is grossly skinny and is waiting for a Prince so she can live her life. They want to marry the second they meet. And the squirrel is an awesome replacement for Jacques, as well. Then it proceeds like a regular fairy tale. The highlight of the movie is when they're in the male main character's office building and pass by the statue of a rather robust woman and the princess just stops and utters, "She's beautiful." Of course, my family chose that moment to laugh and say how it was not. Please, don't complain about your poor self image or self-esteem...your ignorance in astounding.

    The Game Plan (2007)
    Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse (2007)
    National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets (2008)
    Minuteman (2008)
    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

    Wall-E (2008) - Haven't seen it yet, but I've heard mixed reviews. We'll see.

    Camp Rock (2008)
    High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

    Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008) - Honestly, Miley, if you just released a slideshow of all those pictures you put out on the internet, we'd be far more interested.

    Bolt (2008)

    Toy Story III (2010) - Okay, so this hasn't actually come out yet, but I couldn't help myself in adding it. Toy Story rocks.

  • No one needs to tell you these days that the rap game's life support is money, bravado, and a bit of misogyny. However, I have my eyes on Chamillionaire and Ludacris. They recently came out with a single. The content has totally been dumped down, but, as someone said, Ultimate Victory had decent content and it didn't sell. So, of course, the single has to be simple bravado to catch attention. However, Cham has a bit of wordplay, which is nice. Ludacris, however, uses none (that I caught) and his rhyme scheme wasn't that impressive. Not to say that he cannot spit. He's one of the few mainstream rappers who actually can use decent wordplay.

    To be honest, my evalutation of rap has risen the bar so quickly within the past 6 months that I'm still trying to run up and catch it. A lot of what I used to enjoy I'm starting to wonder why it couldn't be better. Not to say that there isn't a lot of good rap out there. You just have to find it. You may have to sacrifice the nice sounding beats, but good lyricism is out there.

    Which brings me to my own hesitive album, which is set back further than before. Reasonable Doubt is daunting to try to match (yes, I probably will refer back to this album a million times in my life).

    I've decided to make a slight tribute to Biggie with a similar intro. to Ready to Die. Biggie's intro. started with a heart beat. As the sound slowly increases, you hear the husband telling the wife to push. As you start to hear crying (due to Biggie's birth), Superfly starts to play. As it that fades out with the screams of joy from the father, The Sugarhill Gang's Rapper's Delight starts to play. Layed over this are Biggie's parents; reflecting a troubled home, the father comes in screaming at the mother, demanding she control her son. In retaliation to the abuse, the mother curses the father out. Nothing gets resolved as the cusses and the song fade out once more. Audio Two's Top Billin' comes in as B. I. G. and a handiman argue over robbing a train. In an epic fashion, this closes out with Biggie shouting, "Everybody get on the motherf-ing floor!" and letting off a shot. After this fades, Snoop Dogg's Tha Shiznit (whose beat is a lot more appealing in sound than the title) comes in, followed by Biggie's name and cell number. It ends with the guard telling B. I. G. that he's be back to jail, all blacks eventually wind up there, to which Bigge just laughs, saying that he has "big plans".

    As you can see, quite cinematic. The other appealing aspect of it is the reality of it all. While not entirely sure how I'll put it all together, the intro. I have so far is Dr. Jekyll talking about dual personalities. After this, there will be similar birth. Since a good deal of the album will deal (and already does deal) with parental influence and how you behave as a parent affects the child, the intro. will have a fight between the mother and father as well. Instead of a train robbery, however, I think it'll be an attempted homicide on the parents. The argument will be between the two personalities that will emerge later as the insanity sets in. While it'll fade out before you know if anyone gets hurt, the parents will survive, I think. They'll play a part later. For the final portion, instead of jail, the scene will open up in a mental ward with the doctor talking to the main character; he/she will be reading off the mental illnesses the main character will have gotten over. I still need to figure out what songs to use during these scenes, however. I do have a feeling D12's Revelation will be used for the 3rd scene.

    The album then proceeds to follow "Dr. Jekyll's" life. Which of course brings forth the other problem. I've cut most of what I've recorded thus far. I have kept the Train remix, Conversation In Song, my un-titled one that's one long verse, and the Miseria Cantare remix. I have kept my other one, which I posted the lyrics to multiple times on her before (you know, the one that took me about 2 years to finish, has the warning before it, and is basically simply bitter (though lyrically, it's quite good)). The Bitch Please remix (off Eminem's Marshall Mathers LP) is really more like filler, but I actually stick with the beat decently (Train was near impossible to get a decent flow with the beat; I rather suck at it, unfortunately) and there's a bit more emotion than I usually put when I perform (something I do need to work on). Plus, despite the content, my verse is funny at points, and rhyme-wise it is good.

    I just need to step back and take a look at the content I want to put out. And my delivery needs a lot more help. I get off of the beat so easily, let alone I tend to sound monotone all too often. I suppose that's part of the drawback from starting with just writing and not bothering with performing to begin with. But oh well, I'll just work with it. It'll be a long route until it's finished, but it'll be a ton of fun to work on, undoubtedly.

  • Well, only one class today; I thankfully woke up on time for it. Did laundry, which I forgot to do yesterday.

    Have found some hilarious videos, as well. There's one as a preview for if the game Minesweeper was ever made a movie. Which of course made me want to play minesweeper again. I love having that on the calculator. Anyway, if you've ever played or been a fan of the game, you'll absolutely love it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs.

    Also on the note of parodies, I happened to find one to Miley Cyrus's I Can't Wait to See You Again. I don't know if any of you have heard that song; I hope not, because my respect for you would drop steadily and it would mean you waste what little free time you have surfing the internet. Oh, yeah, Generation Y (remember your audience, Jon, remember your audience...). In any case, in a video that borders on stalkerish and creepy, yet still sounds great musically, Dave Days parodies the song. It's pretty funny; most of his videos are, actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6D4TQ3KQW0.

    On that note, to more fully numb (and deteriate) my mind, I watched the video for 7 Things, largely because Dave made a parody of that too and I got bored pretty quickly; I don't think I watched the full thing of that one. In any case, I watched the original, to which I laughed and reaffirmed the reason why I dispise pop music (I mean, other than the fact it's generally talentless garbage - honestly, it's not that hard to write your own lyrics).

    So, for those who are smart enough to avoid headaches from the current media of our day and age by living under a rock - the song basically is talking to a past boyfriend, listing the 7 things Miley dislikes about him.

    The song itself wasn't too bad, at first. Throughout the video, a whole slew of other girls either dance, hold past teddy bears or other objects that remind them of their significant asshole, or lip-sync Miley's words.

    Of course, the girls look like their about to cry throughout the whole thing (because that's what girls do during a fucked up relationship, right? For every single one. Just tons and tons of girls - they all have the same exact identical reactions to the same situation).

    But then the best part was after tearing our hearts out by their frustrsation over this deucebag and crying, then they decide to list the reasons why they like this guy. And of course during so, their eyes can't face the camera and gotta bite the lower lip. And then they note how their still in love with the guy; aw. Abusive relationship, much?

    And while the many (many) displayed girls are quite heterogeneous (one of them striking me as quite butch), I have to note that they're all average to skinny in stature and all fairly pretty. Of course. Overweight girls don't have unsatisfactory relationships? Haha, in the long run, actually, that's probably true.

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    Okay, I should totally be doing homework, but I said I was going to do that album review for Reasonable Doubt and I really wanna do it. And it turned out really long….

     

    To be clear, the album being reviewed is Reasonable Doubt by Jay-Z, the first album he ever released.

     

    Okay, so, to start off, I’ll simply say this – if you love good music and something that will make you think and you won’t wear out in the first couple of weeks you play it, you have got to cop this album. This is honestly one of the most impressive albums I have ever heard, for any genre of music.

     

    Now, what many people complain about rap these days (including many rap listeners) is those artists these days never say anything other than garbage. Usually hip hop fans will use this moment to launch into a rant about how it isn’t like it used to be any more and then list off several albums considered classics by most people by now.

     

    Even still, people dispute what exactly makes a good track. Some argue it should simply have a good message, others that it is music, so you should just feel good listening to it. Hip hop purists, like myself, tend to desire some level of lyrical talent.

     

    Now, I first got into rap due to Eminem. His general style is complex rhyme scheme, meaning playing with the way words sound and getting different types of rhymes. So, I tend to want that as well in an artist, another great example being Big Pun. If you can’t bother to make at least one internal rhyme per line, you’re unlikely to get my attention (unless you like Run D. M. C. and basically got rap noticed in the first place). Jay isn’t exactly that type of rapper. While he can focus on rhyme scheme and there are songs which let off a list of similar rhymed words, he makes up for the lack in word play.

     

    And that’s where RD (Reasonable Doubt) is a classic in that there’s so much going on, you find yourself finding flaws for split seconds because you forgot another reason why it was so great an album.

     

    To break it down, first and foremost the album is amazing for the word play. There are a ton of clever metaphors and similes and allusions (a mediocre example would be “Like short sleeves, I bear arms”). When he’s not doing that, simply the things he says are insightful or clever. The one thing I love about this album more than anything is that it literally has these saying and things to know about life which are learned from the main character’s experiences. Beyond that, his flow is utterly fantastic. What Jay’ll do (which many other rappers these days have stopped doing) is he’ll insert emotion into what he’s saying, breaking up the usual straightforward rapping. Using this, he’s usually able to convey what he wants to say without straight-out stating it. There’ll be examples later.

     

    The last thing that makes this album great is the production. There are some who say it wouldn’t be a classic if it didn’t have as good of production, but I don’t think so. I actually noticed the production last because I’m so used to the generally computer generated beats usually used for rap. Contrasting that, RD samples a lot of jazz and piano, trumpet, and string based music. If you’re like me, it may take a bit to get used to this. I remember I was bored with it at first, which I have to laugh and chide myself for now. Point being, I analyzed the lyrics before noticing the production and I thought they were impeccable standing on their own. Back to production, if you really listen, it’s really great sounding and gives a totally different feel to the album.

     

    And that’s important – the album flows. It’s almost a loose concept album and everything seems to fit. The production help to set that mood of ’96 when the album first came out and for the story which it’s trying to tell.

     

    And thus my final point before moving into the songs: the background of the album. Before rap, Jay-Z was hustling drugs for his community. For the most part, this is what the album is about. However, as can probably be told by the cover, the viewpoint is from a mafia king pin (hence why the specific genre for the album is Mafioso rap). And this makes another difference between its approach and other albums: it brings back that idea that raps should be narrative and telling a story. This isn’t meant to be all true, all real. We know part of it is, but this is a fictional tale. To quote Jay, “Its mostly backwards/Unless it happens to be as accurate as me/And everything said in song you happen to see/Then actually, believe half of what you see/None of what you hear even if its spat by me/And with that said, I will kill niggas dead/Cut niggas short, give you wheels for legs”.

     

    Now, onto the album:

     

    1. Can’t Knock the Hustle – 5 stars

     

    The song opens with a heartbeat and then one of the dialogs from the beginning of the movie Scarface (“Ah…sí…okay, okay…big man, you wanna make some big bucks, huh, let’s see how tough you are. You know somethin’ ‘bout cocaine? ¡Diga me!” Tony Montana: “You kidding me or what, man?”). Some say this is annoying. I don’t think so. I think it’s totally fitting and not that long anyway. The song then opens with the actual music after the skit. Some say that Jay brags too much over the album and that can get annoying. While there are some points where it does become a bit ridiculous, I wouldn’t say so. It tends to make sense when he is bragging and for the most part when he shouldn’t, he doesn’t. This is one of those bragging times. To me it makes the most sense to open the album with this one because it basically brings you into the world he’s living at the start of this album. And while this is basically bravado, there’s more with the lyrics than that. For those who need rhyming, he has plenty:

     

    Chrome socks beamin’

    Through my peripheral, I see ya schemin’

    Stop dreamin’, I leave your body steamin’

    Niggas is fiendin’, what's the meanin’?

    I'm leanin’ on any nigga intervenin’

    With the sound of my money machine-in’

     

    The track also displays the way Jay would use emotion and tweak his voice on the mic throughout the album. You totally can’t actually get it unless you listen to it, but an example would be when he’s describing his guns:

     

    Shoppin’ sprees, coppin’ three
    Deuce fever – IS's fully loaded, haha – yes

     

    As for a message, it’s really the basic one that embodies this album: I’m doing this because there wasn’t another way out. But we’ll touch on that later. Nonetheless, it embodies the chorus by Mary:

     

    I’m taking out this time

    To give you a piece of my mind

    Who do you think you are?

    Maybe one day you’ll be a star

    But until then, lately

    I’m the one who’s crazy?

    ‘Cause that’s the way you making me feel

     

    For the projects in ’96 – don’t judge how others get out, because it’s hard enough as it is. This is complimented by fitting lines from Jay in the last verse:

     

    You ain't havin’ it? Good, me either
    Let's – get together and make this whole world believe us, huh?
    At my arraignment, screamin’
    All us blacks got is sports and entertainment

    Until we even
    Thievin’, as long as I'm breathin’
    Can't knock the way a nigga eatin’

     

    With perfect production and Jay handling the beat with perfect swagger, it’s a great song which has more than enough going for it to not be labeled commercial.

     

    2. Politics As Usual – 4 stars, maybe 5

     

    This was one of those beats that took me a long time to get used to. Even still, the lyrics give a lot. After introducing you to the high life, Jay leads into the politics of everything he’s doing. Someone once said he was simply bragging again, but throughout the guy’s review, it became clear he wasn’t actually listening to the album well enough (as soon as he swept over D’evils so quickly, I knew he had no clue what he was reviewing). True, for the most part he kind of is (considering he is talking about the fact others want to knock him off his “throne”). Still, there are just great lines here where the emotion Jay’ll display sometimes does more than enough to get his message across:

     

    …tryin’ to escape my trouble
    Kids stop the greetin’ me; I'm talkin’ sweet to keys
    Cursin’ the very God that bought this grief to be

     

    Suckin’ me in like a vacuum – I remember
    Tellin’ my family I'll be back soon – that was December

     

    [you totally have to listen to the track to get this, but the way he simply does the line is perfect]

    Ain't no stoppin’ the champagne from poppin’,
    The drawers from droppin’, the law from watchin’ –

    I hate ‘em…

     

    I give the song 4 stars because the rhyming is decent and there is merit to the song. It’s not misplaced or feels out of place on the album. But compared to the rest of the stuff, it lacks. It could use more wordplay (though I think I’m just not getting a few. Part of the reason this album keeps revealing stuff over the years and you can’t possibly get it in one listen is because some of the wordplay and what he’s saying just goes over your head the first times around).

     

    3. Brooklyn’s Finest – 5 stars

     

    This one’s a duet with the Notorious B. I. G. (also known as Biggie Smalls). For those who are unfamiliar with rap, he basically put out what most consider two classic albums, before he died. Even when his first album had came out (which was before RD), it was already a hit. What does all this mean? It means that if Jay wanted to keep up, lyrically, he had to really try. For many rap fans, largely because Jay was good friends with Biggie and because Big was to die the next year, this track symbolizes a lot. And it really doesn’t disappoint. Some say this is the best rap duet ever, or one of the best. I’m not sure. Compared to the blatant talent Biggie displayed on Ready to Die, I think he didn’t do his all on here. Also, I think Jay kills Big on the track (though Smalls come close behind). It’s one of those things that hip hop heads will always convene together and fight over whenever discussing the song: you be the judge.

     

    This is one of those examples of having to understand rap in order to enjoy the song. Generally, when a rapper freestyles, they try to say the cleverest stuff they can. Historically, that stuff tended to be violent (I’m reminded of Big L’s “I wouldn’t give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper/They wanna know why I’m so fly/A girl ask me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye”. Violent and rather crude, but you can’t deny there’s some wordplay (granted, in this case, not that amazing wordplay)). In a freestyle, that makes sense. You’re making crap off the top of your head and you’re trying to amuse friends while you’re performing live at a party. Cool. It doesn’t work so well when you do that for an album. Unless your Eminem and your entire style is shock, it ruins the fluidity of the album, especially if you have introspective songs on there.

     

    With this, it doesn’t. The two don’t break the mold by sticking to mafia and drug related violence. Plus, if you’re a king pin, wouldn’t it make sense you committed some crimes at some point? You may argue that it takes away the sincerity of Jay even still of not having much guilt for hurting others, but I suppose that’s the one point where you have to make an exception and acknowledge that we know they’re not being serious. We’re interested in the wordplay. Part of it also is analyzing the structure of the verses and rhyme schemes but unless you’ve listened to rap for some years, you’ll have a harder time picking that out. So if some of the verses make you wonder what the Hell is so amazing about them – that’s why:

     

    …fuck fist fights and lame scuffles
    Pillow case to your face, make the shell muffle
    Shoot your daughter in the calf muscle
    Fuck a tussle, nickel-plated
    Sprinkle coke on the floor, make it drug related

    -Biggie

     

    Chill homie, the bitch in the Shownies told me
    Your holding more drugs than a pharmacy
    You ain't harmin’ me, so pardon me
    Pass the safe before I blaze the place and here's six shots just in case

    -Biggie

     

    Brooklyn, represent – ya'll hit, ya fall
    Ya crazy, think a little-bit of rhymes can play me?
    I'm from Marcy – I'm varsity; chump, your JV

    -Jay-Z

     

    Made a fortune off Peru, extradite, china white hero’n
    Nigga please, like short sleeves I bear arms

    -Jay-Z

     

    Also of note is Biggie and Tupac were feuding at the time. As an insult, Pac had said he had slept with Biggie’s wife. To play it off, Big made a joke of it:

     

    Gotta go, Coolio mean it's gettin’ Too Hot
    If Faith [Biggie’s wife] had twins, she'd probably have two Pacs
    Get it? Tu-pac's…

     

    There’s a nice piano loop for the beat. Catchy and great wordplay, great song. There’s a skit at the beginning from Carlito’s Way (Okay! I’m reloaded! You motherfuckers think you big time? Fuckin’ with Jay-Z, you goin’ down big time! Here come the pain!). However, this time, it sounds a little too fake. If they were to get it to sound more like the actual movie, it would have been better. Nonetheless, great song.

     

    4. Dead Presidents II – 4 stars

     

    The reason for the roman numeral 2 is because the single was released with the same beat but different lyrics. While both songs deal with money (the pictures on dollar bills are of presidents who have passed away – hence, dead presidents is money. Coined by rapper Rakim), the messages are different due to different lyrics.

     

    For whatever reason, the beat of this song just annoys me. The song is good, but I always get tired of listening to it at first when it comes on. It’s a good beat – mostly piano and a voice sample of rapper Nas – but I never have really warmed up to it, for whatever reason. I give this four stars because while the lyrics are good, it’s just talking on money and not much we haven’t heard before. I think it’s good because it again specifies certain topics into individual songs, but it doesn’t entirely draw my interest. There are many others who would totally disagree with me, but, eh, it might grow on me. I totally didn’t see how amazing this album was (and even after that, how amazing certain songs were) the first times I listened to it.

     

    Great rhyming and good vocab, there isn’t as much wordplay. However, once again, Jay demonstrates how emotion can say a lot for a song and we’ve seemed to forgotten that in rap (again, you have to listen to the track to hear the emotion, but it’s well done):

     

    Factions from the other side would love to kill me
    Spill three quarts of my blood into the street, let alone the heat
    Fuck ‘em, they hate a nigga lovin’ his life
    In all possible ways, know the Feds is buggin’ my life
    Hospital days, reflectin’ when my man laid up
    On the Uptown high block – he got his side sprayed up
    I saw his life slippin’; this is a minor setback
    “Yo, still in all we livin’, just dream about the get back”
    That made him smile though his eyes said, "Pray for me"
    I'll do you one better and slay these niggas faithfully
    Murder is a tough thing to digest, it's a slow process
    And I ain't got nothin’ but time

     

    5. Feelin’ It – 5 stars

     

    As you could probably tell by the title, this is a feel good song. But it does a remarkable job of it. The piano in the background sets a perfect mood right off the bat, along with Mecca’s great performance on the chorus:

     

    I'm feelin’ it…

    Fill the glass to the top with Moet
    Feelin’ it…

    Feel the Lex’ pushin’ up on the set
    I'm feelin’ it…

    Through the high that you get from the lie
    Feelin’ it…

    If you feel it, raise your L in the sky

     

    The song gives me the imagery of drinking at some expensive restaurant in the city, despite (I believe) the music video’s depiction of Jay on a boat, but oh well. Feel good songs are always hard to go about because they help and certainly makes sense to represent some level of enjoyment in your life. However, they can never stand alone because then the content of your album becomes just partying, etc. Feelin’ It is on a level of its own. The song has spectacular rhyming while describing enjoying life (how can you not beat that??):

     

    Even if it ain't sunny – hey, I ain't complainin’
    I'm in the rain, doing a buck 40, hydroplanin’

    What shorty? (Where you disappear to son?)
    Maintainin’

    Puttin’ myself in a position most of these rappers ain't in
    I'm livin’ the ill streets blues, got you hunger painin’
    Nothin’ to gain and a whole lot to lose, you still singin’

    Fool

    I'm thorough – in every borough my name be ringin’
    Warmin’ it up for the perfect time to hit your brain in

     

    I remember remarking to my brother, “Hydroplaning? Who rhymes something like that?”  There even seems to be some criticism from just the over the top nature of the song (a precursor to the Jay that would end up criticizing the rap game and the ridiculous nature to which it has become?):

     

    I’m ‘bout to hit these niggas wit’ some shit that’ll light they life up
    If every nigga in your clique is rich, your clique is rugged
    Nobody will fall ‘cause everyone would be each other’s crutches
    I hope you fools choose to listen: I drop jewels, bust it
    These are the rules I follow in my life, you gotta love it
    Jiggy jigger lookin’ gully in the joint
    If y'all niggas ain’t talkin’ ‘bout large money…what's the point?

     

    I’m gonna say not. While that portion could be taken as sarcasm, it doesn’t make sense with the whole of the song. Also, Jay shows again the power of simply adding emotion to your voice:

     

    What, y'all ain't heard that nigga, Jay, high?
    The Cristals, they keep me wet like Baywatch
    I keep it tight for all the nights my mama prayed I'd stop
    Said she had dreams that snipers hit me with a fatal shot
    Those nightmares ma…
    Those dreams you say you got

    Give me the chills, but these mils, well, they make me hot

    Y'all feel me…
    Enough to stop the illin’, right?
    But at the same time, these dimes keep me feelin’ tight
    I'm so confused…
    O. K., I'm gettin’ weeded now

    I know I contradicted myself
    Look, I don't need that now…
    It’s just once in a blue when there's nothin’ to do and
    The tension gets too thick for my sober mind to cut through
    I get to zonin’

    Me and the chick on the island and we're bonin’
    I free my mind, sometimes I hear myself moanin’
    Take one more toke and I leave that weed alone man
    It got me goin’

     

    6. D’evils – 5 stars

     

    I remember when I first saw this title, my immediate thought was, “How stupid.” At first I was reminded of Cruella de Vil. Then I figured Jay would just pronounce the word as devils. But he doesn’t. He uses it as the contraction it is (da evils=d’evils). Since he does this alone, the idea that these evils are in fact devils in the individual’s life pervades. I like this far more.

     

    Again, this is production which is fantastic. The track samples a gospel record and lays out an absolutely haunting beat. For the chorus, Snoop Dogg and Prodigy are sampled, creating an even more haunting atmosphere:

     

    [Snoop]: Dear, God, I wonder, can you save me?

    [Prodigy]: Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body

    [Snoop]: Dear, God, I wonder, can you save me?

    [Prodigy]: Secret society, tryin’ to keep they eye on me

    [Snoop]: Dear, God, I wonder, can you save me?

    [Prodigy]: Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body

    [Snoop]: Dear, God, I wonder, can you save me?

    I can’t die, I can’t die, I can’t die…

     

    Jay then proceeds to detail the grittier side of hustling. While we saw some of the pains beforehand, here they get full attention from an utterly sober Jay. It’s honestly ridiculous how much people criticize this track. It’s funny to hear how many self-evangelizing Christians need to stop to say that the song is promoting a life without God and is the Devils work (Devil, D’evil, ha, they’re clever). This isn’t a song that self glorifies and it’s not about celebrating violence and thievery. If anything, this song denounces it. I read somewhere online where someone said it made sense for this to go right after Feelin’ It; while that was celebration of life to an almost ridiculous extreme, this one is total self-reflection and criticizing the lifestyle that allows you to live in the first place (instead of being stuck in the projects with the possibility of going nowhere or dying from a stray bullet or gangs).

     

    The first verse starts off with a simple introduction - This shit is wicked on these mean streets/None of my friends speak/We're all tryin' to win. But then it immediately notes the problem from that - But then again/Maybe it's for the best though/’Cause when they're seein' too much/You know they’re tryin’ to get you touched.

     

    While some are quick to say this is the best song Jay has ever made, I tend to shy away from that. The wordplay isn’t as high as I’d like (though it’s higher than some) and, to make up for that, what he says isn’t always as creative as it could be. For example:

     

    That’s right, it’s wicked

    Fast life, I live it
    Ain’t askin’ for forgiveness for my sins, ends
    I break bread with the late heads

    Picking their brains for angles on all the evils that the game’ll do
    It gets dan-ger-ous

    Money and power is chan-ging us
    And now we're lethal, infected with d’Evils...

     

    While that has to be said, it’s not all that creative except for the “picking their brains for angles on all the evils that the game’ll do”. That was a bit creative. It doesn’t  destroy the song – I still gave the thing a 5. But it doesn’t qualify it for best song ever, I think. Still, there’s a lot to it. There is some great word play, such as:

     

    Throughout my Junior High years, it was all friendly
    But now this Higher Learning got the Remy in me
    Liquor’s invaded my kidneys
    Got me ready to lick off, mama forgive me

     

    The higher learning obviously ties in to after Junior High. Higher Learning was also a movie involving a Neo Nazi named Remy. So Jay’s saying as he gets older he becomes more cruel. Then, using that Remy, he ties it into the alcohol drink.

     

    Stop screamin’, you know the demon said it's best to die
    And even if Jehovah Witness, bet he'll never testify

     

    I totally didn’t get that one for so long. One on my favorite lines ever.

     

    During the second verse of the song, Jay starts to detail the story of one of his childhood friends who ends up having a baby. Due to him being a threat, Jay “kidnaps” the baby’s mother and gives her money to get information out of her. There’s the clever wordplay with:

     

    My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese
    She said the taste of dollars was shitty so I fed her fifties
    About his whereabouts, I wasn't convinced
    So I kept feedin’ her money ‘til her “shit” started to make sense
    Who could ever foresee, we used to stay up all night at slumber parties
    Now I'm tryin’ to rock this bitch to sleep

     

    There’s the obvious plays where collar conjures up the idea of possession, cheese (slang for money) allows for the “’taste’ of money”, and the connection of staying at slumber parties (where you sleep over) to now trying to make her get to sleep. But there’s also the play for sense, where you could think of it as “cents” since the very business he’s in is about getting money.

     

    Also, Jay again displays that emotion with the last line about the young mother, which probably says more than any other thing could have. From guilt probably, for helping in the eventual death of her baby’s father (for money, no less), the girl is crying:

     

    All the years, we were real close
    Now I see his fears through her tears, know, she wishin’ we were still close
    Don't cry, it is to be
    In time, I’ll take away your miseries and make ‘em mine…d'Evils…

     

    Amazing song. Definite 5 stars.

     

    7. 22 Two’s – 5 stars

     

    Some hate the fact this is almost like a skit. I like it and it gives the album more of the feel that we’re living through this guy’s life. Basically, Jay’s at some nightclub and the hostess happens to notice Jay sitting down. She promptly notes that she had listened to his demo tape for RD and thought it was phat; being so, she tells him to come up and give a freestyle. The first verse is a play off of two, to, and too. While this is a freestyle and a lot of bragging ends up going into it, he does tend to spit a lot of actual truths, saying:

     

    To all my brothers, it ain’t too late to come together
    ‘Cause too much black and too much love equal forever

     

    And even when being defiant to those who criticize, he still gives the other side of the story:

     

    Listen:

    Too many bitches wanna be ladies

    So if you a ho, I’mma call you a ho

    Too many bitches is shady

    Too many these ladies give these niggas too many chances

    Too many brothers wanna be lovers – don’t know what romance is

     

    For the hook (and the beat, actually), Jay uses A Tribe Called Quest’s Can I Kick it? Personally, I like the tribute to the older rap group. After the first verse, Jay leads into the second. Here’s where I have my one issue with the song. Jay uses the word faggot, though considering it is a freestyle and I’ve heard far worse for other ones, I could let it slide. It’s the only one of the album. All in all, the Big L line was probably more offensive and I had no problem with that. And it was 1996; can’t expect it to be progressive. In any case, through the rest of the verse, there’s good wordplay, such as:

     

    I dip, speak quicker than you ever seen
    Administer pain next the minister screamin’ your name
    At your wake as I peak in – look in your casket,
    Feelin’ sarcastic: “Look at him – still sleepin’”

     

    The rhyming is good as well. The song ends with the hostess talking up Jay, considering he was starting his own record label to put out his record, something that wasn’t often done back then. Towards the end, the hostess stops and notices she smells weed. She immediately demands to cut the music and begins to lecture the group “that’s why our people don’t have anything: because we don’t know how to go in places and act properly”. A person there quickly responds, “Shut the fuck up!” The hostess, however, demands to know who it is and has the individual removed. For a genre that is supposed to be so incredibly rooted in misogyny, this is striking contrast, presenting a strong woman who is not robbed of her strength and treated with respect. This is part of the reason this album acts as such a strong album as well – there are these messages of building each other up, so long as you listen.

     

    8. Can I Live – 5 stars

     

    You’ve gotten to the point of the album where it’s just 5 stars after 5 stars. This track is just magnificent, however it is one of those which, if it weren’t for the production, it may not have been as good as it is. It starts in with slow piano, periodically dropping in trumpet blasts, during which Jay gives an classic intro:

     

    “We invite you to – something epic, you know? Where we hustle out of a sense of hopelessness, sort of a desperation – through that desperation, we become addicted; sort of like the fiends we accustomed to serving. But we feel we have nothing to lose…so we offer you – well, we offer our lives. What do you bring to the table?”

     

    At this point, you should be utterly astonished and asking, “What?” You’re selling me drugs and then have the audacity to say I should give something back to you? I owe you?? Leastwise, that was my reaction. While Jay has bragged about what he’s gained from the money from this, he’s never touched on his clientele, so to speak, before. But as you listen to the song, you start to see more.

     

    While I'm watchin’ every nigga watchin’ me closely,
    My shit is butter for the bread: they wanna toast me
    I keep my head, both of them where they supposed to be
    Hoes'll get you sidetracked, then clapped from closed feet
    I don't sleep; I'm tired, I feel wired like codeine; these days
    A brother gotta admire from four fiends away

     

    By the way, that’s a great line: “…these days/A brother gotta admire from four fiends away”. So anyway, okay, it’s hard for you Jay, great, we get it. But then the emotion starts to shift:

     

    My pain, wish it was quick to see

    From sellin’ ‘caine ‘til brains was fried to a fricassee

    Can't lie: at the time it never bothered me

    At the bar gettin’ my thug on properly

    My squad and me, lack of respect for authority

    Laughin’ hard; happy to be escapin’ poverty, however brief

     

    And you realize he knows what he’s doing. He gets it. He isn’t dumb. But what other choice does he have? Poor schools and he’s from the projects. There’s barely a way out. So he results to other stuff. To use other quotes:

     

    Forgettin’ all I ever knew, convenient amnesia
    I suggest you call my lawyer – I know the procedure…
    Lock my body, can't trap my mind

    Easily explain why we adapt to crime
    I'd rather die enormous than live dormant, that's how we on it

     

    And there it all is: I’d rather die enormous than live dormant. So if I’m confined to these little rooms where people could be shot and I’m crammed with a ton of other people as well and that’s the bottom of it all – well, then, I’m gonna take the chance to get a little bit more.

     

    And suddenly that intro makes a little more sense. It’s representative of what he’s feeling. In a twisted way, if can begin to feel like the crack addicts and whatnot owe you something; after all, you’re risking your life every day, under constant pressure to keep it all together – dang, what are you doing? And while it isn’t right, that’s what this stuff can start doing to you. Which brings us to our spectacular chorus: Jay doesn’t even bother saying much of anything. It’s a simple trumpet fanfare and Jay asking, “Can I live?”. It’s absolutely great and moving.

     

    For me the wordplay is okay. Others I’ve talked to seem to think it absolutely genius, but I think I’ve heard better from Jay. He’s an example of the wordplay on the song:

     

    My mind is infested with sick thoughts that circle
    Like a Lexus: if driven wrong, it’s sure to hurt you
    Dual level like duplexes

     

    That’s the mediocre stuff. Some of it’s good on here (like the “four fiends away” line), but it isn’t constant. The song makes up for it though in content, how it says that content, and the emotion delivered. I would actually be welcome to hear arguments that this is one of his best songs written, but anyway.

     

    The streets school us to spend our money foolish,
    Bond with jewelers, and watch for intruders
    I stepped it up another level – meditated like a Buddhist
    Recruited lieutenants with ludicrous dreams of gettin’ cream

    Let's do this

    It gets te-di-ous
    So I keep one eye open like

    C-B-S

    Ya see me stressed, right?

     

    9. Ain’t No Nigga – 3 stars

     

    Originally I would have given this one or two stars. Were this a later Jay, I would have thought this a commercial song and him trying to dump down for his audiences. However, you could make argument for it. The song deals with infidelity. It isn’t sexist, I would argue, because after Jay drops his verses about women, Foxy Brown then does hers with her own commentary about  men. The lyrics do have merit, having good word play and being witty. My major problem is the chorus:

     

    Ain’t no nigga like the one I got

    No one can fuck you better
    Sleeps around but he gives me a lot

     

    Okay, that might be harder justifying. Jay does mention that he does this track so that others back from where he lived that he knew could relate, he did it for them. It shows. The chorus kind of destroys the very powerful message in 22 Two’s and the entire thing doesn’t make much sense in the scheme of the album.

    Can’t Knock the Hustle – song about the life he’s living now

    Politics as Usual – politics of hustling

    Brooklyn’s Finest – talks about the crimes he commits during the course of his hustling (psh, kinda; in a sense)

    Dead Presidents II – discusses the money he’s making from this

    Feelin’ It – enjoying the fruits of his labors

    D’evils – reflects upon the evil he’s done due to this life he’s living

    22 Two’s – takes a look at his personal life (at a bar) and shows he’s actually going to leave this game

    Can I Live – demonstrates the toll this life can take on you

    Ain’t No Nigga – talks about cheating on men and women…how is this at all related?

    Lyrically, it’s not a bad song. As Jay said, a fun girl-guy call back and forth. But the hook really throws it off and makes it somewhat misogynist, the beat (sorry Jaz) isn’t that impressive, and it just doesn’t fit in with the grand scheme of things. 3 stars because the lyrics are creative and good wordplay, but the song should have been cut.

     

    10. Friend or Foe – 5 stars

     

    This a really short one (one minute and 49 seconds), but Jay makes up for it in what he demonstrates. It’s basically Jay dealing with a rival who was trying to take him out. He catches the guy before anything happens and kind of talks him down. I think Jay was simply demonstrating how impeccable his flow could be over a beat. Generally, a good MC will match with the beat, landing the words he rhymes on the drum taps (I actually think Jay does some reverse thing where he lands his rhymes between the drum taps). In any case, for the less polished rapper, this makes applying emotion and straying from this rigid pattern difficult. Jay seamlessly does it on this track. You’ve just gotta listen to it.

     

    11. Coming of Age – 4 stars

     

    This was another one of those beats that took a while to get used to. This song is basically Jay taking under his wing another person to teach the ropes to hustling. The song probably would have been better placed more towards the beginning, before all the realization of the horrid things he’s doing and to give some sense of time to the album, but oh well. The most marking about this track is the total contrast between Jay and Memphis Bleek (the younger “apprentice”). While Jay is cool, smooth, and handles the mic well, Bleek sounds young (I think he was actually 16 or something when he recorded it) and yells a lot, showing an eagerness and impatience. His flow seems more crude, too, as he tries to jam a ton of rhyme into one line at one point. Don’t know if it was intended, but the resulting contrast is good. Not much to say about this one. Logically, was needed topic-wise and it’s fun to listen to. No complaints

     

    12. Cashmere Thoughts – 3 stars

     

    I’m not sure when it started, but it kind of became a staple for rap artists to do a song about being a pimp, despite the fact that they may never have been one before. Again, this ruins the flow and concept of the album and once again kills the message on 22 Two’s. And this is sad, because the lyrics are pretty decent once again. I actually like the beat for this one. Again, should have been dropped, but three stars because there’s merit to the song. Heh, just don’t take it literally.

     

    13. Bring it On – 5 stars

     

    This one starts off with these guys talking while playing pool. I think they start to make fun of one of the guys and it ends with just, somewhat obnoxious laughter. The beat again takes a while to get used to, but the lyrics are great. I’ve always taken it, based off the beginning, that it’s about guys making fun of Jay and his business during hustling, which then kind of turns into a show off with Jay, Jaz-O, and Sauce Money showing they shouldn’t be messed around with…through rapping. Okay, so it’s a bit of a stretch, but the concept at least stays intact. I like the song because it does have this sort of gritty feel. Even the beginning where one of them is just talking, the word play is crude:

     

    Hey, yo, Jay – word up

    These motherfuckers is fucking talking that comeback shit like they cooking crack

    Shit, I ain’t fronting – all I want my pockets green like Slim change, you know what I’m saying?

    Front to roll back like rubbers, motherfucker

    For real…with no trace of AIDS

    We keep our pockets fully blown, Roc-a-Fella click

     

    However, throughout the song, the wordplay is very clever and they say a lot of truth on the album. I personally think Jay got totally murdered on here (and it’s never good to be out-rapped on your own album), but we benefit from excellent verses from Jaz and Sauce Money. A lot of the references you’re unlikely to get the first time around (I still don’t get all of them), so it may take a while before you get all of it.

     

    East coast hostess hostile colossal,

    Money flarin’ like nostrils for drug dealin’ apostles

    -Sauce Money

     

    Great rhyming.

     

    Said we was garbage, so fuck college

    Street knowledge amazin’ to scholars when we coin phrases for dollars

    -Sauce Money

     

    That really says it all. Dead presidents is rather well known slang, yet was coined by rap. Above, for the last example I gave for Can I Live, Jay says dreams of getting cream. This term was originated with the Wu-Tang Clan song C. R. E. A. M. (Cash Rolls Everything Around Me). Since then, the term can be used for money, though it’s used less. Anyway, Sauce’s bar really says it all.

     

    I'm into cheddick with facial credit

    Pure platinum fetish for cheddars

    Spread letters you move you're deadish

    I make moves that remove pebbles out of shoes

    You suck pistol like pipe with the Cristal

    John Stockton couldn't assist you

    -Jaz-O

     

    Again, just crazy rhyming.

     

    14. Regrets – 5 stars

     

    Perfect song to close the album out with. The title denotes it all. Jay’s got a ton of regrets over what he’s doing. The first verse simply talks about nearly getting caught one time. While Jay normally doesn’t focus on many details and isn’t that much of a storyteller, he does for this verse, quite nicely. The second chorus gives us this haunting view of parents encouraging their children, quite nicely:

     

    You used to hold me, told me that I was the best
    Anything in this world I want I could possess
    All that made me want is all that I could get at
    In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets…

     

    For the second verse, Jay notes the damage he’s doing to his own family by hustling.

     

    My moms cryin’ cause her insides are dyin’
    Her son tryin’ her patience, keep her heart racin’
    A million beats a minute

    I know I push you to your limit, but it’s this game, love

    I’m caught up all in it
    They make it so you can’t prevent it

    Never give it, you gotta take it

    Can’t fake it, I keep it authentic
    My hand got this pistol, shakin’

    ‘Cause I sense danger like Camp Crystal Lake and
    Don’t wanna shoot him, but I got him trapped within this infrared dot

    ‘Bout to hot him and hit rock bottom
    No answers to these trick questions

     

    The last one is this ingenious one where he remembers a friend of his who has passed away. As he recalls to the friend what has happened during his “absence”, he finally notes at the end:

     

    Anyway, I ain’t tryin’ to hear it

    I think I’m touched

    This whole verse I been talkin’ to your spirit

    A little too much…