Hey, @SasGal, when do morticians do most of their work??

I probably should have used half the amount of soy sauce that I did but my stir-fry rice is *still* delicious.

Hey, soy-sauce that's been the fridge since, probably, 2002 – you're being used today!

I never liked belts anyway and suspenders wrinkle the shirt 1,000 times less. I'm done with belts for life.

Alright, I kinda want to know who it is from California who's been scouring my Xanga for the last half-year or so *everyday*.

Well, so much for my record of never having been stung by a bee; I did get to wield a chainsaw, though

Coping methods really go to shit when people continually interrupt them.

I had forgotten why I wore my iPod nearly everywhere throughout all of high school: it's a phenomenal mood stabilizer.

Whoever, upon hearing the words sci-fi, thought that should equate to anything other than *hard* science ought to re-evaluate their life.

I got a two box set of records titled The Greatest Records of the Big Band Era for only $1.37. I've certainly had worse days.