April 10, 2013

• Chelsea (9:42:37 PM): huguhdftyyudsdguhk
  C (9:42:44 PM): ouch!!!
  C (9:42:46 PM): ow!!
  C (9:42:59 PM): gosh i hate that!
  Me (9:43:02 PM): um...can I assist you, ma'am?
  C (9:43:15 PM): just slammed my funny bone
  C (9:43:21 PM): and now my arm is numb
  C (9:43:23 PM): gah
  Me (9:44:15 PM): ow....
  C (9:45:55 PM): your boring
  C (9:45:59 PM): haha
  C (9:45:59 PM): im bored
  Me (9:46:13 PM): um...thanks
  Chella3109 (9:46:33 PM): hhha
  C (9:48:46 PM): boredom..
  Chella3109 (9:48:49 PM): gah
  Me (9:49:23 PM): you could hit your funny bone a coupel more times. you probably wouldn't be bored then
  C (9:53:15 PM): hardy har har
  C (9:53:18 PM): lol
  Me (9:53:32 PM): heh, well, I wouldn't be bored, at least
  C (9:54:18 PM): hahahaha

  C: haha..sorry...im tired
  Me: sleep?
  C: whats that?
  Me: well...it's this ancient old ritual that's mostly died out in our modern age. But I hear it works wonders
  Me: like mud masks
  C: that stuff is so 18th century
  C: its so dead.
  Me: heh, or that may be you if you don't get sleep
  C: haha.
  C: touche

  C (1:42:32 AM): well your true love is somewhere..
  C (1:42:40 AM): and you'll meet her
  C (1:42:42 AM): or him
  Me (1:43:04 AM): thanks. heh, certainly hope so. and for you as well, of course
  C (1:43:52 AM): 
  C (1:43:59 AM): haha...we should make a pact
  C (1:44:02 AM): lol
  C (1:44:09 AM): a cheesy childish pact
  C (1:44:10 AM): haha
  Me (1:44:56 AM): heh, what would this pact contain
  C (1:45:20 AM): if we are still alone by the time we are 52..
  C (1:45:29 AM): we get married.
  C (1:45:30 AM): haha..
  C (1:45:37 AM): yah..this is me on cold medicine
  C (1:45:39 AM): tehehe
  C (1:45:49 AM): yep..im drugged up.
  C (1:45:50 AM): woo
  C (1:45:53 AM): anyways..
  Me (1:46:58 AM): haha, 52? sure, though we actually, technically date for 2 to 3 years before tying the knot
  Me (1:47:12 AM): (that shall be amusing as all Hell, if nothing else)
  C (1:47:51 AM): haha...fo sho!
  C (1:48:04 AM): ok...so we shall start at 49
  C (1:48:08 AM): lol
  Me (1:48:28 AM): seems so
  C (1:49:20 AM): chelsea schelling
  C (1:49:24 AM): HAHAHAHA
  C (1:49:24 AM): hgkljrwh3glwr
  C (1:49:26 AM): sorry..
  C (1:49:33 AM): thats just really funny for me to think about
  C (1:49:38 AM): not in a mean way of course
  C (1:49:42 AM): hahaha
  Me (1:49:55 AM): oh, yes, I'm quite looking forward to 49...
  C (1:49:58 AM): as i spell it wrong..you have no idea how hard im laughing
  C (1:50:07 AM): AHAHAH...thanks hon!
  C (1:50:24 AM): ooh...and your sarcastic! haha
  C (1:50:42 AM): and you give me that look at many times..
  C (1:51:03 AM): where your saying, "your an idiot"
  C (1:51:04 AM): hjaha
  Me (1:53:05 AM): Chelsea, when have I ever said that out loud?
  C (1:53:21 AM): you dont have to say that outloud..
  C (1:53:25 AM): your look says it all
  Me (1:53:42 AM): heh, I may have to work on my acting, then
  C (1:54:05 AM): wow..my jaw..just dropped.
  C (1:54:06 AM): haha
  Me (1:55:43 AM): haha, oh my. just imagine, if I was serious, this is who you might marry someday
  C (1:56:39 AM): i think that would be a good choice...
  C (1:56:55 AM): haha...of course im being nice to you when your being mean to me.
  C (1:57:07 AM): but i think you would make a good husband to any woman.
  Me (2:00:24 AM): thanks. you'd make a good wife; certainly would be loyal, which is always a good trait
  Me (2:01:44 AM): I just made you sound like a dog...wow. not intended
  C (2:01:56 AM): i know
  C (2:01:57 AM): hhahah
  C (2:02:06 AM): thats why im laughing soo hard right now
  Me (2:02:18 AM): heh, yes, I can imagine that
  C (2:03:00 AM): hehehe
  C (2:03:07 AM): fo sho
  C (2:03:20 AM): so 49..
  C (2:03:22 AM): sounds good
  C (2:03:23 AM): haha
  C (2:03:38 AM): as you put my plate of food on the ground
  Me (2:04:17 AM): heh, you may not let that go, will you
  C (2:04:32 AM): nope...its too funny
  C (2:06:19 AM): as you put a dog collar around my neck..
  C (2:06:22 AM): hahaha
  C (2:06:30 AM): please call: ######### if found
  C (2:06:31 AM): hahahaha
  C (2:06:33 AM): wow
  Me (2:06:51 AM): well, I have to keep track of you!
  C (2:06:52 AM): but of course no one will need to call, cause im loyal...and ill never run away
  Me (2:07:34 AM): haha, touche
  C (2:08:07 AM): lol!!
  C (2:10:26 AM): as im all nice to you...and you call me  a dog..
  C (2:10:29 AM): ppsssshh
  Me (2:11:21 AM): I never said that specifically
  C (2:11:36 AM): haha
  C (2:11:39 AM): just undertones
  C (2:11:40 AM): lol
  C (2:14:05 AM): hahah
  C (2:16:12 AM): so whats on your mind..
  Me (2:29:56 AM): a question came up that said "Do you think _____ has a secret fetish". Not thinking, I almost selected yes for the student leader of the Catholic group on campus
  C (2:30:12 AM): HAHAHAH
  C (2:30:16 AM): WAY TO GO JON!
  C (2:30:41 AM): i think you have one
  Me (2:31:05 AM): really? what is that?
  C (2:31:09 AM): something really weird
  C (2:31:15 AM): like back arches
  C (2:31:22 AM): or eye brows
  C (2:31:23 AM): hhahah
  C (2:31:25 AM): <3
  Me (2:31:31 AM): I have a fetish for back arches?
  C (2:31:38 AM): yesh!
  Me (2:31:48 AM): that would be weird, indeed
  C (2:33:01 AM): haha
  C (2:33:11 AM): i can see that happenng
  C (2:33:21 AM): in 52..and our wedding night..
  C (2:33:32 AM): and your like, "let me see your back arche"
  C (2:33:36 AM): HAHAH
  C (2:33:38 AM): oooh my!
  Me (2:34:02 AM): psh, I'd work my magic and just make your back arch
  C (2:34:13 AM): you did not just say that
  Me (2:34:31 AM): uh...well, it was within the realm of conversation....no?
  C (2:34:46 AM): i guess so..omgsh...thats just really funny
  Me (2:34:57 AM): haha, whew. good, good
  C (2:35:19 AM): hahaha.
  C (2:35:30 AM): just you saying that..omgsh. you are my hero.
  C (2:35:31 AM): lol
  Me (2:36:17 AM): saying a sex joke and becoming Chelsea's hero? Today is quite the day
  C (2:36:26 AM): HAHA
  C (2:38:22 AM): cold medicine..

  

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