October 13, 2009
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If you want a rather precise and exact reason why I hate pop music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA.
Also...this is why I love my friends:
Kristina Rae Kittelson: trufax.
Kristina has added this Bumper Sticker!Breann Lee Enno likes this.
about an hour ago
Bring. It. On. :]
Jonathan Robert Schmeling: A flute player and a fiddle player were standing on a sinking ship. "Help!" cried the fiddle player, "I can't swim!"//"Don't worry," said the flute player, "just fake it."
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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. :]
Two floutists playing in unison.
They don't know where to enter or what key to use.
Six -- One to get the chair to stand on, one to stand on the chair and actually screw it in, one to pull the chair out from under her, and three more to complain about how much better they could have done it.
She sits on her throne and the world rotates around her. ;]
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop a clarinet into pieces.
[WE ARE NOT SERIOUSLY SPENDING OUR TUESDAY AFTERNOON DOING THIS. xDD]
What is perfect pitch on a flute?
When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.
How do you stop a flute from being stolen?
You put it in a clarinet case.
What's do you call a Flute at attention?
Gay. God knows, it certainly isn't *straight*.
How do you know a clarinetist is playing loud?
You can ALMOST hear them.
Where do flutists do all their practicing?
When the director works with the trumpets (not that they don't spend 90 percent of that time talking).
Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and the cat in heat?
Yes, if the cat's in good health.
Me either.
More concrete.
Just one, but she'll have to twist it back and forth for an hour to make sure she gets it just right.
One, but he'll spend an hour looking through the box for JUST the right lightbulb.
The conductor moves them back a chair...
What do you call a good flute section?
Impossible
Why don't most wind symphony pieces have tempo changes in them?
There are already plenty of ritard.s in the flutes.
Someone who knows how to play the clarinet, but doesn't.
Now... I'd love to keep doing this, but I have to do my homework and eat dinner... before stadium rehearsal tonight. DDDx
Schmelly, why are we such band geeks?
What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress?
A seamstress tucks the frills.
(switch the "t" and "f" if you don't get it...)
Honestly, there is no family quite like a band is.
Waitwait. One more.
If lost in the woods, who do you ask for directions, an in-tune sax player, an out-of-tune sax player, or Santa Claus?
The out-of-tune sax player. The other two indicate that you're hallucinating.
OKAY. OFF TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOWWW. <333
and what other family could be as ... "special" as a band family?
But I wouldn't trade it for anything!