May 30, 2009

  • I think it needs little explanation:

    J (10:29:28 PM): you working over the weekend, or no 'cause you're sick?
    L (10:30:46 PM): idk yet
    L (10:30:51 PM): im supposed to work sunday night
    L (10:30:57 PM): but not a chance if I don't feel better
    J (10:31:31 PM): ah
    L (10:31:41 PM): how come?
    J (10:32:34 PM): I might get bored over the weekend and I feel visiting you at work and make you sing the tip song might be a proper cure
    L (10:32:52 PM): haha great
    L (10:32:56 PM): if I can even sing
    L (10:32:58 PM): I can hardly talk
    L (10:33:11 PM): I sound like Alvin of the Chipmunks
    J (10:33:23 PM): heh, oh, that might just work as well
    L (10:33:37 PM): oh totally not funny
    J (10:33:59 PM): I think I'll be the judge of that. so, define night. what hours are those?
    L (10:35:02 PM): umm. 7-10
    J (10:35:46 PM): got it
    L (10:35:54 PM): wait. but you're so cruel! it isn't funny that I can hardly talk!
    J (10:36:47 PM): well, Laura, I like to approach life from a scientific viewpoint. so, first, we have a hypothesis: Laura making chipmunk like noises may garner laughter
    J (10:36:54 PM): the next step is to test this
    L (10:37:00 PM): oh no.
    L (10:37:00 PM): lol
    L (10:37:10 PM): ill make sure to call in sick
    J (10:37:52 PM): oh, c'mon. fine, i won't make you sing the tip song. just keep asking you to speak up when reading back my order...
    L (10:38:02 PM): so mean!
    L (10:38:11 PM): I will just refuse to serve you
    L (10:38:15 PM): or not talk at all
    L (10:38:21 PM): and simply make rude hand gestures
    J (10:38:39 PM): haha. and explain that to your manager
    J (10:38:51 PM): haha, wow....
    L (10:38:53 PM): I'll inform her ahead of time
    J (10:38:57 PM): ahh, I see
    J (10:39:43 PM): well, the work of trying to get you to laugh when you don't want to is usually worthwhile as well. you can't possibly keep a straight face with me in the vicinity
    L (10:42:31 PM): I don't have chance
    J (10:43:40 PM): see. it'll totally be worth going to work for
    L (10:43:48 PM): lol okay
    L (10:43:51 PM): if I feel up to it
    J (10:44:13 PM): heh, aright. but if I arrive and no Laura...
    L (10:44:28 PM): if I'm banning myself from hanging out with my friends all weekend I don't see why I should work
    L (10:44:45 PM): I'll keep you posted
    J (10:45:29 PM): why're you banning yourself from seeing all of your friends?
    L (10:45:43 PM): I potentially have the flu
    L (10:46:00 PM): and in order to protect myself from further loneliness, I don't want them to get it.
    L (10:46:05 PM): or you for that matter
    L (10:46:18 PM): so if I do go to work you should not
    L (10:46:45 PM): though I would be improving the economy...
    J (10:47:07 PM): I'm pretty resilient. plus, my mom already has it, so if I don't catch it here, of all places. and exactly. thinking ahead Laura
    L (10:47:54 PM): well.. you know
    L (10:48:18 PM): I would hate to know it was my fault somebody else got sick
    J (10:49:01 PM): ah, but that's the beauty. you wouldn't. heh, I'm gonna stop talking now. clearly it's not heading me anywhere good
    L (10:49:22 PM): no, please don't
    L (10:49:58 PM): I would look effing psycho with joker horns
    J (10:50:45 PM): heh, don't stop talking? well, wouldn't anyone? though it'd be an interesting add on
    L (10:51:21 PM): idk
    L (10:51:25 PM): im giving myself a headache
    L (10:51:34 PM): but I already surpassed the daily limit of advil intake
    J (10:52:17 PM): giving yourself a headache? how? and yeah, we wouldn't want you to take too much
    L (10:52:26 PM): we
    L (10:52:27 PM): ?
    L (10:52:39 PM): I was listening to music
    J (10:53:07 PM): colectively. I mean, you wouldn't want to take too much, but neither would I. would be rather sinister otherwise. and I don't do that too well. so, we
    L (10:53:19 PM): thats so confusing
    J (10:53:33 PM): heh, see why I should stop talking?
    L (10:53:44 PM): you shouldn't
    L (10:54:02 PM): I wouldn't mind taking too much except for if I died you'd all be like fuck
    L (10:54:30 PM): and then I'd be like, fuck.
    L (10:54:38 PM): it would be a mess.
    J (10:55:10 PM): wait, how would you be like fuck when you're dead?
    J (10:55:15 PM): it would be a mess...
    L (10:55:24 PM): lol idk
    L (10:55:35 PM): idk , in heaven or something
    L (10:55:47 PM): I'd be chillin with God and I'd be like, BADWORD!
    L (10:55:51 PM): and he'd be like, don't/
    L (10:55:55 PM): and I'd be like, ok.
    J (10:56:07 PM): haha. oh yeah. now I see it
    L (10:56:13 PM): I can see it. me and God chillin over Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke
    L (10:56:36 PM): me in my favorite clothes and him in his...God-clothes. We'd sit on some clouds
    L (10:56:40 PM): or something
    L (10:57:01 PM): and hed be like woah whats up its your grandma and she'd be like, "haay!"
    L (10:57:21 PM): ok I really need to stop.
    J (10:57:35 PM): haha, no, please, by all means. I waana know what happens next!
    J (10:57:44 PM): (you are so wearing off on me)
    L (10:57:49 PM): I don't get it
    L (10:57:55 PM): are you sarcasm-ing me?
    L (10:58:03 PM): how am I wearing off on you
    J (10:58:09 PM): heh, the last line?
    J (10:58:22 PM): it was very...Laura-esq
    L (10:58:30 PM): I know, right?
    J (10:58:36 PM): enjoy
    L (10:58:56 PM): I love explosm.net
    L (10:59:00 PM): I check it every single day
    J (10:59:26 PM): heh, I love them too, though not everyday. have you seen most of them, then?
    L (10:59:33 PM): yes
    L (10:59:56 PM): ha, I love that
    L (11:00:01 PM): die, bitch!
    L (11:00:21 PM): really, no more advil for me...