May 25, 2009

• And a quick google search for "unicorn sex" yields an Urban Dictionary entry titled Operation: Unicorn-Sex. Definitions?

  Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.

  "Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

  and

  1. The practice of searching the world for Mythological creatures (not just unicorns) and having sex with them.

  1. "Man... I'm bored"
  "OPERATION UNICORN-SEX!"
  "Rad Idea homie! Let's go hunting for the minator!"
  "True dat... we gon' screw that myth!"

  My other favorite search result was a page titled Are You Looking For a Unicorn? - a site dedicated to finding people to create poly groups. Not that I find polyamorous people funny, but that my search pulls up the page seems beyond random to me. Of course, my utter lack of knowledge about poly culture might explain that.

  Still, my search didn't really make it any more clear what they do with those damn horns...

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