November 12, 2008

  • And now there's some idiot apologizing for not dating only Christians in his past, but he has a new heart now and will only date Christians (on Revelife, of course). I'm Christian and even I am offended (largely at the stunt in thinking he seems to have acquired).

    So, I have found someone else to follow - Dr. Rick Carter. Not heard of Dr. Rick Carter? He's heard of you.



    Dr. Rick Carter's activities consist of:
    Lovemaking
    Grooming his luxurious facial hair
    Throwing knives
    Juggling knives
    Crafting knives
    Killing people with his bare hands
    Killing people with ranged weapons
    Leaving sponges inside of people
    Tearing things in half with his mustache
    Long walks on the beach
    Piña coladas
    And getting caught in the rain

    His interests entail a rousing game of chess, reading books, a nice glass of scotch by the fireplace, killing people - all the good things life has to offer

    As you see, the doctor is, by default, amazing and should be known to all the world. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=15698539956#/group.php?gid=15698539956

    And math test today...

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