If you consistently get angry about not being able to hear me, you have no right to get angry when I ask what you said several times.

Blackhawks won!

If I see yet another image listing/displaying world cities that doesn't include Chicago, I may start strangling kittens.

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack / I went out for a ride – I ain't never been back

I have 9,227 credits. I was going to get 6 months premium. Guess I'm spending my last month here premium.

In light of recent events, a farewell present for @SasGal: Why are Alaskans constantly painting their nails?

8 years.

Those who claim that everyone their age are idiots must be young because they have yet to realize the world is swelling with idiots.

So, my bed finally broke today…not really certain how I'm going to fix it.

Well, I can officially say I've dreaded someone's hair in my lifetime.