December 29, 2012
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Mother: Jonathan, could you come here, please?
Me: Yes'm?
Mother: Did you know that your brother is having sex?
Me: Uhh…what?
Mother: Did…you know…that…your brother…is having sex?
Me: So…you found the condom in his wallet*, huh?
Mother: So you knew‽
Me: Well, Mom, you really should have seen this coming. Umm…that pun was actually unintended.
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Brother: So, what were you and Mom talking about on the couch when my friends were over?
Me: Oh, just discussing your sexcapades in college.
*Both I and him burst out laughing*
Brother: Well, if you don't go digging through people's stuff, you don't find out things you don't want to know.*As discussed here, you should never put condoms in a wallet. This chafes them and wears them out.
Comments (2)
oh wow....how old is your brother, 20 something? What did she expect? Luckily my mother never asks me and doesn't care (or, say, trusts me). Does it bother her?
@under_the_carpet – He's exactly 20.
What did she expect?
Such were exactly my thoughts.
Does it bother her?
Unimaginably so; I'll admit, I had more than my share of fun poking at that wound.
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